Are you a fat-ass lesbian faggot and want to get away from the critics and chaos of life on land, the mer-world is the kinder, gentler and more joyful alternative to the real world. - Upgoat

Are you a fat-ass lesbian faggot and want to get away from the critics and chaos of life on land, the mer-world is the kinder, gentler and more joyful alternative to the real world.
submitted by Steelerfish to ClownWorld 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 19:31:45 ago (+18/-0) (apnews.com)
https://apnews.com/article/canada-sydney-621e29ea1810b66da54684aa6a1da4b7

“I’m a 300-pound Black mermaid in America over 35, and hopefully that tells somebody they can do whatever they want to do, Monique said.”

“With transgender and nonbinary merfolk, they often connect with that mentality where you’re not quite sure which world you belong in, but you’re able to be this alluring creature of the sea and live as your most authentic self,” Nymphia says. “I know a lot of people who have found their gender identity, myself included, through mermaiding.”

Sooooo… they sexually identify as a cis-gender, land-mammal fucking Manatee?
Fuck. It may be time to do some meth and go to Weeki Wachee to heckle the locals.

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[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:26:02 ago (+3/-0)

I think there’s room under the sea for all of us,” Monique says.

___too easy

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 24, 2022 07:54:21 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. So much room.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:33:00 ago (+0/-0)

MerMos

[ - ] heebiejeebies 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:34:19 ago (+2/-0)

inspiring to merfolk like Che Monique, the Washington, D.C.-based founder of the Society of Fat Mermaids

*slow cap

[ - ] EGGOD 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:46:12 ago (+4/-0)*

This entire movement is the most self-centered thing out there.
Let every individual think they're important enough to call themselves something different and if you don't remember to play pretend with them you'll get fired and ostracized.

This is what happens when you have an entire generation raised on participation trophies and being told they're special for existing.

[ - ] dcosta77 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:52:54 ago (+4/-0)

Because when I think of mermaids, I immediately think of this:

https://i.postimg.cc/vZqMmgjV/1000.jpg

These "people" are living in a fantasy land.

[ + ] wonderfuldonut

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:10:26 ago (+2/-0)

If you are going through a Japanese or Norwegian phase, you could always harpoon it! gurgle gurgle

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:04:20 ago (+1/-0)

mer-blorp

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:03:30 ago (+0/-0)

send it to the bottom of the sea so it can be happy

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

Stupid - insane is amazing! it manifests itself in so many ways, next week it will want to marry a phone box. My phone box makes me whole no less

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:26:58 ago (+5/-0)

It's like the fish version of being a furry.

[ - ] Panic 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:24:51 ago (+3/-0)

I just moved here to Weeki Wachee, Florida, where the hot young and beautiful mermaid chicks have been putting on shows since the 1940's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKL7sJxLBNQ

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:40:51 ago (+0/-0)

My grandparents lived in that area and we would always go to the show and take the little riverboat tour when we visited. Haha they would do an underwater magic show and lipsync to music. I bet theyve made it pro-gay now.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:12:04 ago (+0/-0)

I Love weeki wachee…. The meth heads around it not so much ..but they clean a bucket of scallops in 10 minutes for cheap!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:36:55 ago (+2/-0)

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission said it has received three reports of incidents involving mermaid tails over the past four years, the most serious of which resulted in a 5-year-old girl being hospitalized after she tucked her arms inside the tail along with her legs and became trapped underwater.

All the more reason why proper training is key, says Lauren Metzler, founder of Sydney Mermaids. Metzler received her advanced mermaid certification this month with a goal of teaching rookie merfolk how to avoid sinking to the seabed.

Shock. Jews have created a mermaid certification and are training gentiles to be mermaids.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:52:01 ago (+0/-0)

What's a cross between a fat bitch and a manatee?

Dees things

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 25, 2022 14:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

Ironically, I cannot find an image of Oprah in a bathing suit….

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 24, 2022 03:45:10 ago (+1/-0)

Whales going back to natural habitat

[ - ] i_hate_sodomites 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 24, 2022 04:38:10 ago (+1/-0)

Lesbians either need to be shot in the face or raped repeatedly. In one case, they'll be eliminated from the human genome; in another they'll come to realize they love dick above all else. Either way, a win-win for humanity.....

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 24, 2022 13:02:10 ago (+0/-0)

LOL; try and escape degenerates...there is no hiding from Universe or from what is coming.

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