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The old saying is true. No matter how good looking a woman is ,somebody, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 18:35:40 ago (+35/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/iev7e2.jpg

Pro Tip: A monkey dont let go of one branch until it has a firm grip on another. That sudden break up? Shes been planning it for months. All those sexy things she did for you? She's already doing with your replacement.


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[ - ] CoronaHoax 11 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:57:14 ago (+11/-0)

Get women with the explicit purpose of being a good long lasting mother of many children and you’ll shit test these type of women right out quick.

If you wanted that woman for just a fuck, then why do you care if she moved on? Confused purposes of relationship.

[ - ] Thatguy 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 00:21:48 ago (+1/-0)

And never try to make her happy. Your job is to be the patriarch, do your job. Keep the family safe, keep her safe, and be happy for yourself. You can’t make other people happy. But enjoy her company and if you’re lucky she will enjoy yours. It’s a marriage not a partnership.

[ - ] Clubberlang 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:16:17 ago (+8/-0)

I heard she sucked 36 dicks

[ - ] GOATMAN 15 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:24:40 ago (+15/-0)

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:07:31 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:06:45 ago (+4/-0)

🤣

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:59:49 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:29:11 ago (+7/-0)

In a row!?

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:23:53 ago (+3/-0)

any woman that looks like that has fucked hundreds of guys

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 05:03:37 ago (+2/-0)

Only hundreds?

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 07:19:45 ago (+3/-1)

Anyone who generalized like that ain't had pussy since pussy had him.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 17:50:23 ago (+0/-0)

now who's generalizing?

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 20:49:07 ago (+0/-0)

thatsthejoke.exe

[ - ] Boardallday3 -1 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 00:11:24 ago (+0/-1)

100%

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 01:11:01 ago (+3/-0)

That was only twice, but what a train

[ - ] deleted 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 18:58:01 ago (+8/-1)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 19:00:29 ago (+1/-0)

roger that

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:44:34 ago (+7/-2)

Most good looking women have shit for personality and have just glided through society based on their looks when those go the truth about them comes out hard.

[ - ] albatrosv15 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 04:05:29 ago (+3/-0)

I don't even know who she is. Seems that i'm surrounded by coomers.
Edit: Oh, that jew.

[ - ] AOUsYamaka 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 19:18:29 ago (+4/-0)

Literally sick of her shit.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 10:36:06 ago (+2/-0)

Forget monkey branching, a bitch like that is probably swinging on cocks like Tarzan swings through trees.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:13:15 ago (+3/-0)

She doesn't actually look like that. Heavily photoshopped.

[ - ] con77 [op] 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:16:07 ago (+4/-0)

that pic is probably 20 years old

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 18:08:47 ago (+1/-0)

And the photo was retouched 20 years ago when it was taken. She never really looked like that.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 08:56:14 ago (+3/-0)

Heavily photoshopped.

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[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 17:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

yikes!

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 19:47:58 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 20:23:07 ago (+2/-0)

well miss, thats like, your opinion. miss!

[ - ] zr855 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 19:43:38 ago (+3/-0)

Who is she?

[ - ] xachariah 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:59:40 ago (+4/-0)

It's Amber Heard circa 2008.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 05:26:43 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] fritz_maurentod 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 05:19:18 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 22:14:24 ago (+3/-1)

I’d beat her ass and buttfuck her. Horse faced tramp.

[ - ] wonderfuldonut 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 21:04:08 ago (+2/-0)

Why do I keep thinking of Coal Burner, He only hits me cause he loves me!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 18:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

Pic related?

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -7 points 2.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 23:24:27 ago (+0/-7)

White women are for a fun and dump. Trad asians are for marriage and kids.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 18:09:56 ago (+2/-0)

You're a grotesque insectoid fucker. Burn the rice, pay the price.

[ - ] Boardallday3 -1 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 00:13:29 ago (+0/-1)

Your kids and wife aren't welcome in our nation.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 00:37:23 ago (+1/-0)

Ignore all the shitskins and jews though you dumb faggot.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 16:34:19 ago (+1/-0)

Oh they'd be gone first. Order will be jews, shitskins, others. White Power. Maybe asians could stay but miscegeny would be illlegal.

I spoke to my supervisor, yeah you could be grandfathered in but your kids will have to import a mail order bride from Asia.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 17:54:06 ago (+0/-0)

they attempted to breed the abo out of breeds in Aus.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 2.8 yearsJun 26, 2022 21:13:19 ago (+0/-0)

Thank you

[ - ] deleted -2 points 2.9 yearsJun 24, 2022 05:27:46 ago (+1/-3)

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