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So a sprog tried to fight me at the public pool the other day

submitted by scoopadoop to TellUpgoat 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:34:44 ago (+25/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

So there I was, minding my own business, waiting in line for the diving board. There is a little nigger girl right in front of me, next in line for the board. Her little sprog sibling runs up to her and they say something in their jive speak. And then this little nigger cuts the line in front of me.
I say, "Hey kid, you have to go to the back of the line like everyone else and wait your turn."
This little shit turns to me and says, "Naw, issokay ah knows her."
to which I reply, "that doesn't matter. you have to go to the back of the line."

This little shit starts to argue and get upset that I would make it follow the rules. Instead of arguing, i simply hold out my hand and prevent them from getting on the ladder to the board and gently force them out of the line when they try to get on. I point to all the other people in line and say, "They did not give you permission to cut in line. go to the back."

This little fucker starts throwing a fit and says he is allowed. Then he says he is going to get the lifeguard.

I tell him to go ahead and that I will watch as the lifeguard laughs at him for trying to cut the line.

About 15 minutes later, I am with my GF at the other side of the pool, when this little nigger shit comes up to me with 3 other nigger sprogs. Turns out he went and lied to all his little sprog siblings and told them i hit him.

One of them kept saying over and over the way they do "Why did you punch him? Why did you punch him?"

I tell him I never punched anyone and then the little shit calls ME a liar.

Then he goes on about how I can't disrespect his brother like that. Telling me he is going to smack the shit out of me.

Now I am 32 and hit the gym about 3 times a week and this little kid looked about 8 and did not even have his shirt on the right way. I am totally floored by the audacity of this little nig. I look over to the lifeguard not far away and ask if he is also seeing this. When he asks for clarification, I explain that a little kid is trying to fight me.

We both laugh and then I do what I think might have been the best thing to do. I ignore all 4 of the little shits and keep playing in the water with my GF.

I get that kids are dumb and don't want to wait in line sometimes, but the fact that they nigged up at the pool with all his little homies was something else. like, they actually wanted to fight me. and the best part is that ignoring them pissed that little shit off more than anything in the world I would say.

Used to be such a nice pool, but it has been overrun.


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[ - ] AtomicForeskin 20 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 03:30:21 ago (+20/-0)

All I gathered from this is that you swim in the same pool as niggers.

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 14:05:53 ago (+0/-0)

Right OP had options and it was to swim there anyway.

Also to be a nutless cuck and not get them kicked out. Though I'm sure the swimming pool he's at also wouldn't kick out a disrespectful nig, so again we have to ask why he's patronizing this place...

[ - ] TheSimulacra 9 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 04:02:26 ago (+9/-0)

If those kids were much older, there is a significant chance you or her would be shot.

[ - ] deleted 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 06:47:36 ago (+7/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:33:11 ago (+5/-0)

Fucking dirty line cutters. I go full Karen on the cunts, I don't care who it is.
BACK OF THE LINE FUCK-FACE!

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:45:23 ago (+2/-0)

Last time that happened to me was bizarre, I was queueing up for a ferry and a fully grown woman gradually inched her bag past me and took my place. "mediterranean" looks too. It was just weird to see an adult do it. She gained fuck all by being one step ahead of me and outed herself as a selfish child in public.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:04:12 ago (+6/-0)

I cant stand that shit! I always hold the door for people (except for niggers or obvious jews) and if someone doesnt at least acknowledge the gesture with even a headnod, I just say nice and loud "yeah, you're fuckin welcome" which is usually fat girls in their twenties. The other day, I was at a gas station and as I was walking in, I see a "problem hair" employee about 20 years old smoking and follows me inside as she finishes her fag. In my head I'm thinking 'here we go' I hold the door open for her and she turns and looks me dead in the eyes and says "thank you very much, kind sir" and smiles at me. It was a welcome change from what I was expecting. I just replied "you're very welcome young lady, have a good day" it was the twilight zone. By problem hair i mean short, bright purple. Kinda like the soccer dyke.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:19:49 ago (+2/-0)

Careful opening doors for women,that's how you end up married.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:33:10 ago (+7/-0)

Just had my thirteenth wedding anniversary a few months ago. I worked on the road and was staying at a hotel for a few months. There was always fresh coffee in the lobby, she worked at the front desk. We just clicked. She ended up going on the road with me and we bought a camper 6 months in, have been together everyday ever since. I met her in '07, married in '09, first of many kids in '10. I always hold the door for her.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:29:33 ago (+0/-1)

To be fair I don't want you to hold the door for me. It's awkward and annoying. Then you go and willingly be more annoying after...

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:37:44 ago (+3/-0)

But I am willing to bet you'd at least head nod because you aren't a degenerate. Its quite rare that people ignore the gesture. I demand to live in a polite society.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:53:16 ago (+2/-0)

You didn't immediately chop it's head off with an axe?

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 10:56:57 ago (+0/-0)

No? It was aggravating but ultimately she just made herself feel like a dick and didn't gain anything of note.

[ - ] kammmmak 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 06:29:05 ago (+4/-0)

If it smelled of chlorine you know there is presence of piss. You swam/swim in niss garanteed.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:28:12 ago (+3/-0)

I've stomped 'children' and I will again. I've watched these subhuman feral indians try to torture and kill animals and other kids. I don't see them as human.

Obviously I wouldn't in that situation, but I would definitely be looking for an opportunity in the change room where there are no cameras. Been a while since I kicked a nigger head through a door.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:54:08 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] Systemisgay 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:52:53 ago (+3/-0)

This must be why public pools use to be whites only

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:43:54 ago (+2/-0)

I don't believe the story. Everybody knows they can't swim.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:08:01 ago (+0/-0)

Good point.
Hey OP, how did those nigger kids swim?

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:21:12 ago (+3/-0)

They have public funding for black kids to learn to swim now.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:24:48 ago (+5/-0)

Doesn't matter. They have public funding to teach them how to read too, but that never seems to work.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:29:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:23:12 ago (+1/-0)

Rock fish. I was just reading an article yesterday about a 13 year old boon that drowned along with her 49 year old grandmother that couldn't swim but still tried to save her.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:43:34 ago (+2/-0)

Having public anything is asking for jewing and nigging. Everything has to be private, members only, invite only.

[ - ] Nein 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:24:24 ago (+2/-0)

Opportunity missed to kill someone in self defense.

[ - ] con77 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:54:23 ago (+2/-0)

should ha held their head under water

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:50:32 ago (+2/-0)

Good story, I don't like that they didn't get kicked out for that though.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:39:19 ago (+1/-0)

I had four little monkeys on bikes screech and start laughing as they rode around me on the sidewalk. As I had my headphones on I couldn't hear them and just yelled out. "Don't worry, you're going to end up jail and I'll be laughing." A couple of them stopped and when I took my headphones off he eeked and ooked something about why I said that.

Turns out they probably weren't talking about me at all. I just gave them that look into their future for free.

[ - ] Psychicrussiaspy 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 18:18:44 ago (+0/-0)

Mountain creek water park . 2 nogs cut the line . The security kid stopped the ride . 3 of us in the line decided we were gonna fix it. Before we got to them the security kid asked us what he should di. I'm like wtf. Bounced it around for a minute and we decided to do nothing and let them go. Despite what people say they all don't look alike. Saw them in the wave pool . pulled them under 3:times each. My son loved it and so did I .

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:22:55 ago (+0/-0)*

This is the kind of BS that happens when you never call out an entitled group. Good job OP for not putting up with their shit.

It's the same with feminists, faggots, mudslimes, etc etc. You stop their insane abuse of polite social norms by pushing back. That is to say polite social norms do not apply to those who haven't earned them.

I inadvertently cut off a black women in line once. She immediately got uppity and shrilly accused me of doing it because she was black. I looked at her and said loudly "Did you just call me a racist?". It was a government building and there were officials around who had apparently been watching, they moved in quickly and hustled her off someplace. No doubt she got some preferential treatment so that she wouldn't make a scene. I was just glad I didn't have to put up with her shit any more.

The really goofy part of it is that if she'd just said "Excuse me, I was here first" I would have said sorry and let her take the place. But the second she pulled the race card oh baby it was on. Stupid fucking black dumb cunt nigger.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 11:17:52 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 13:35:55 ago (+1/-0)

So speaking of sounding like a retarded redditor...

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 11:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

Swimming in other peoples piss..........

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 10:33:41 ago (+0/-0)

Public pool. Kek.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 10:20:37 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay. Pool would have been closed due to AIDS.

[ - ] BBQ_JONES 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 23, 2022 05:31:35 ago (+0/-0)

Fake and gay.