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Where can I sell my pureblood sperm? I’m English, German, Czech and Icelandic. I know, not a purebred of any kind, but neither are you.

submitted by 1Icemonkey to whatever 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:03:50 ago (+5/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] throwawayaccount 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 02:17:16 ago (+5/-0)

You'll have to wait for the normies to admit that vaxxed people have not only 33% drop in sperm counts but also that their children are turning out unhealthy at much higher rates.

So, I'd say you've got 10-15 years left. When the young people who got forced to get it start trying to have kids and can't.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 02:32:26 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 02:36:44 ago (+0/-0)

I've no idea how long they can keep it before it becomes worthless. Not sure if it's got a shelf life when frozen, you'd have to look it up.
Also, if no one picks to use his, it'll likely be thrown out after enough time.

From what I understand, perspective users can flip through the list of donors like a catalogue - photos included.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 02:42:07 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 02:46:30 ago (+1/-0)

Damn, that's a long shelf life for frozen baby batter. I wonder how much storing something like that would cost. Might be worth thinking about.

[ - ] SecretHitler 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:39:10 ago (+2/-0)

My blood is German as fuck. Both sides of the family and they got over here before WWII so no bolshevik rape blood either. I've got like one great grandmother who was Irish but that's it. Also Halt den Mund!

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:10:21 ago (+2/-0)

Depends on your health history, education level, life achievements, and physical athleticism/height

[ - ] charliebrown_au 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:20:17 ago (+2/-1)

Dont
You will be hooked for child """" SUPPORT """ till the kid is 18

Save it up
Get fit
Lose weight
Plenty of white sluts during grid down/SHTF during 2030-2035

[ - ] throwawayaccount 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 02:15:51 ago (+3/-0)

That's not how it works

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 01:05:19 ago (+1/-0)

I’ve heard this may be a futures investment, unvaxxed loads.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 16:17:21 ago (+0/-0)

If you get sick from being around the vaccinated, is your sperm still going to be OK?

Like, say you've been around vaccinated people and have recently contracted coronavirus from them.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 10:26:52 ago (+0/-0)

Czech yuck.
You shouldn’t be sending sperm at all. You would be participating in a sick disgusting unnatural ungodly practice of ivf and surrogacy. By selling your sperm to be used by some sick harpy in her forties, you are making this world retarded. The progeny will be retarded and degenerate, not just because the eggs will be old and demented, but because ivf is unnatural and disgusting, bringing people into this world that were never meant to be. You should be ashamed of yourself for even entertaining this thought.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:32:48 ago (+0/-0)

I'm Prussian, German, swiss, Scandinavian and 3% Russian. So yeah, guess I'm not a purebred either, a fuckin slav!!

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 07:57:57 ago (+0/-0)

In 5 years women will line up to get fucked by you. So don't bother with a sperm bank. All you have to do is save up money for future std tests.