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Whoops! Now you fucked up

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Memes 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 18:24:18 ago (+73/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] giantprick 17 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 18:55:31 ago (+17/-0)

Nope. Women don't ever "get it"

You explain it and tomorrow they'll be right back to the feminism. They can't think.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 19:17:39 ago (+7/-2)

True. The distant sounds of screeching you're hearing right now is helena preparing her wall of text reply, btw.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 21:25:27 ago (+0/-0)

Normies are the same way accept they visibly reset

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 9 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 20:56:06 ago (+9/-0)

Lmfao this meme misunderstands women on a fundamental level. As if you could explain something and she will "realize" feminism was wrong. The minute you start explaining shit she isn't listening.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 21:26:54 ago (+2/-0)

Owwwmaigoooowaad yooowuh mansplainin tuh meh!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 19:53:37 ago (+5/-0)

Actually she was prepared to give up her career as a successful nazgul slayer / boomer king bodyguard to marry him but Isildur’s heir decided to be a race mixer and marry an (((elf))).

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 19:57:27 ago (+1/-1)

Your copes have truly ascended to the next level.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 20:00:58 ago (+4/-0)

Stop making excuses for this mud shark.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 20:13:35 ago (+1/-0)

Are there any other fictional characters you'd like to screech about?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 20:19:39 ago (+6/-0)

We’ve already discussed your girlfriend so....

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 21:27:43 ago (+4/-0)

SHOTS FIRED

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 23:07:34 ago (+0/-0)

Some glancing hits, but mostly misses.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 21:08:46 ago (+3/-0)

More like we've already discussed your kids LOL.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 08:06:37 ago (+0/-0)

At least he race mixed up not down, elves of lotr are a race superior to humans and are not based on jews, dwarves are.

Beorn: "I don't like dwarves. They are greedy and blind to the lives of those they deem lesser than themselves..."

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 10:14:24 ago (+1/-0)

I think Tolkien was thinking of jews when he wrote the dwarves, but I’m just having some fun with dangus.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 00:02:46 ago (+1/-0)

Whenever I find myself in conversation with other women, you find out just how much women hate working. They don't outright admit it, but it is so clear it's painful. Deep down, women know it's all bullshit but, well, the modern world is run on lies and deception.

If you guys got your shit together, we could all fix this wretched world, you know.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 00:14:33 ago (+2/-1)

Whenever I find myself in conversation with other women

This is a mistake that you are making. Don't talk to women. Problem solved.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 18:31:44 ago (+1/-0)

Way to go,Fatty! Now this is a quality post! Congrats.

[ - ] DanielR 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 09:50:33 ago (+0/-0)

I dont like using Eowyn for this.
Her character has a point for wanting to fight. All her life she saw members of her family die. She arrived at the conclusion that if she fights, she might be able to save them.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 23, 2022 09:22:27 ago (+0/-0)

Women should only be allowed to leave the house to help bring in the crops

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 23:05:52 ago (+0/-0)

Stop mansplaining; she's the master of her own domain!

[ - ] Trickthegoyim 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 20:57:31 ago (+0/-0)

"Office wife" isn't a word in society that she has heard before. So she applies no value to it. She thinks it's cool to be an office wife as shown on television

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 18:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

This dialogue was totally my favorite part in Lord of the Rings.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 19:19:14 ago (+3/-0)

It's also the best part in the little-known sequel, Führer of the Femoids.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 22, 2022 18:35:08 ago (+0/-0)

She thinks it will be like 50 shades of gay.