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What's the best DNA test kit thing?

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 14:56:35 ago (+1/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] Laputois 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:14:31 ago (+4/-0)

Why don't you file a FOIA request on your DNA results from the entity that took your DNA?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:01:30 ago (+2/-0)

Wait for black friday you can snag an ancestry kit for 50 bucks.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:03:22 ago (+0/-0)

*Black* friday?!

OONGAWA BLACK POWAH DEESTROY WHITE BOY!!!

[ - ] SturmUndTrinker 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:37:27 ago (+1/-0)

I did the DNA thing many years ago. Did 23andme, Ancestry, and FTDNA. FTDNA is garbage.
I liked the 23andme results, but that doesn't say how accurate they are. At first Ancestry was the mirror opposite of 23andme, but as their user base grew, it slowly transitioned towards 23and me and today the results are identical. Not sure I put much stock in them, as of four grandparent 3 were of British decent and one was German and didn't speak English until high school. Yet, both results show me at around 85% Scottish/British/Irish, 10% German and the rest pieces of Scandinavian. YMMV.

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks

[ - ] Name 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 16:33:19 ago (+0/-0)*

I have heard of odd results. Girl I knew who immigrated from iceland results came back 12% african.

Also this: https://files.catbox.moe/bizahu.png

edt: I'm betting you have more german in you then you were told. Many folks hid their german ancestery in the US because of WWI and WW2. I was raised "irish american", but then noticed some of the family recipes were written in german....

[ - ] ParnellsUprising 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:31:19 ago (+1/-0)

So, understand that if you have any type of unique gene that is later sold/ used to create a synthetic gene by a pharma or is reproduced for testing, you have given up your any of your rights to your DNA.

This is more my problem with using any of these companies, as opposed to the Feds searching it against crimes. You will no longer own your own DNA.

However, whoever you use will get patent royalties from the proliferation of your DNA.

Fuck that, I'm not selling my DNA to any Jews.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:01:03 ago (+1/-0)

DNA is all tested the same way-go with the cheapest/closest lab you can find.

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:07:33 ago (+1/-1)

Makes sense. I'll look I t the bargain options. I bet they use the same labs and shit too.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:11:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'm kinda' suprized Walmart doesn't have a lab on-site,((they))have everything else.

Good Luck,Live long & prosper.

[ - ] lord_nougat -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:02:33 ago (+0/-1)

[ - ] SturmUndTrinker 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

It's not, it's the least accurate of the big three.

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:09:51 ago (+0/-1)

Thanks for a news article I wasn't asking for, you dumb fucking nigger. And you even wasted time archiving it.

I said in my post the FBI already has my DNA.

Fuck you.. gaylord_nigger

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:14:25 ago (+0/-0)

You're welcome, judaic marxist faggot.

[ - ] Boardallday3 [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 15:59:52 ago (+0/-0)

Why do you do to combat the jews other than complain online

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 21, 2022 16:55:09 ago (+0/-0)

It'll all be in my next report to Langley. You'll see it if you have the proper clearance, agent.