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I Find It Funny That “Juneteenth” Falls On Father’s Day This Year.

submitted by 1Icemonkey to whatever 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:46:18 ago (+32/-1)     (whatever)

Just how does Shitavious and La-Trine celebrate?


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[ - ] oldblo 11 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:57:28 ago (+11/-0)

There is a meme. One with a crying black child and some text.
The gist being "Fuck Fathers Day. Stupid ass white people holiday."
Feels like someone saw it and agreed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 22:50:46 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like lil nas x is butthurt

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:03:44 ago (+6/-0)

You can celebrate Juneteenth or father's day. Not both.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:26:57 ago (+1/-0)

Less youz from Wakanda. Then youz can doo anathin!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 22:51:13 ago (+0/-0)

Happy Kwanzaa nigga!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 03:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

Well niggers can only celebrate one

[ - ] xtra_spooky_skellington 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:17:52 ago (+7/-2)

Oy vey, let's dilute fathers day with faggot month and nigger day, the goyim will be ne'er the wiser!

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 15:59:21 ago (+3/-0)

I don't. They're trying to diminish the special significance of the day by cobbling on whatever degenerate marxist shit they feel like.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:30:21 ago (+1/-0)

It randomly fell on Father’s Day this year, that was the point/humor.

Edit-June 19th is the same every year. Father’s Day falls on the third Sunday of June.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:31:08 ago (+1/-0)

"Randomly".

It's not even a real holiday. It's the *opposite* of a holiday.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:33:33 ago (+0/-0)

I agree, however, it’s now a federal holiday and federal workers will have a paid day off tomorrow because Biden signed the bill.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:46:46 ago (+2/-0)

There is proof of its illegitimacy: biden signed the bill!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:49:54 ago (+0/-0)

Touché!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 22:49:51 ago (+2/-0)

Called pops today. Wished him a happy father's day

He asks: you heard about this juneteenth bullshit?

I said yea it's the day black kids try to find their dad.

Pops: 🍻🤣 👍

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:06:11 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Leeroythebiglippednigger 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:05:23 ago (+2/-0)

I only celebrate 4/20 day. Fuck niggers and send them back to africa

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:28:40 ago (+2/-0)

HH

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 19:34:46 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck dope smokers.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 20:10:10 ago (+1/-0)

But muh weed! It’s natural!

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 22:13:56 ago (+0/-0)

4/20 is Hitler's birthday, you transvestite!

[ - ] gardella 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:03:23 ago (+2/-0)

It gives the nogs something to do today.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:04:45 ago (+2/-0)

They're not even doing anything around here. It's almost as if they know they're being pandered to.

[ - ] JoesLegHair 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:16:56 ago (+1/-0)

I saw one wearing a juneteenth shirt today

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:00:27 ago (+2/-0)

Some kike got paid for that shirt.

[ - ] oldblo 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 17:40:23 ago (+0/-0)

Youre probably not wrong.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

What the fuck is Juneteenth suppose to be? Some nigger self proclaimed day off from work they don't do anyway???

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:29:44 ago (+0/-0)

6/19 corresponds to 1619, the arrival of niggers in North America. Which the kikes and apes declare is when America was truly founded.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 19:36:29 ago (+0/-0)

Wrong. It’s supposed to be the day after the Lincoln President faggot released the coons.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 19:58:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's officially when the United States ceased to exist

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 21:57:53 ago (+0/-0)

No it was years later, after Texas finally ended it. It has absolutely no significance. Red Velvet cake is supposed to be part of it.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 20, 2022 00:45:53 ago (+0/-0)

They put the black day on Father’s Day in the gay month…genius

[ - ] Jiggggg 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 22:58:12 ago (+0/-0)

AND it's right in the middle of faggot month

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 21:55:57 ago (+0/-0)

Black history month is also the shortest one.

[ - ] SteppingRazor 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 20:56:37 ago (+0/-0)

Black history month is also the shortest one.

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 18:27:49 ago (+0/-0)

Grandmas on Facebook are rejecting juneteenth in favor of Father's Day. You are a certified normie.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 16:52:20 ago (+0/-0)

The most confusing day in the 'hood

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 19, 2022 22:54:28 ago (+0/-0)

Dat aint mines!(swigs on a 40oz)

Looks at bottle. Best take yo ass tuh tha sto eeen gitmeh anutha!