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Thought about seeing the new Top Gun at our local IMAX theater

submitted by 1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 00:13:56 ago (+4/-1)     (AskUpgoat)

However, I figured I should see the original movie first. Yes, I never saw the original.

Just finished it and I can’t say what it was really about. The acting was B rate at best, from everyone in it.

Why should I see the new one?


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[ - ] Conspirologist 4 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 00:31:11 ago (+4/-0)

Top Gun 2 has no libtard propaganda. It's like watching a movie straight from the 80's. I had good time.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 3 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 01:24:10 ago (+3/-0)

Agreed!
It wasn’t looking promising for the 1st 40 mins as they rolled through throwback scene after throwback scene.
But by half way in I think it got consistently better.
And Cruise’s time trial scene was pretty fucking good.

[ - ] aer9ERub 2 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 02:25:20 ago (+2/-0)

They had to put out a movie about White people that did not shit on White people in order to keep idiots signing up to go fight Israel's wars.

Top Gun 2 is just bait so they can feed your children into The Synagogue's war machine. There is nothing redeemable about Hollywood.

[ - ] Conspirologist 2 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 02:37:37 ago (+2/-0)

Since I'm not mentally retarded, I didn't join the army after the movie.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 2 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 04:32:31 ago (+2/-0)

If you look past the diverse cast, then yeah. The new pilots are like the Burger King kid's club. There's no faggots and trannies it, so that makes it practically a unicorn in movies today.

[ - ] Conspirologist 3 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 04:42:48 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah. The new young pilot's cast is awful. They have no charisma. I don't remember any of them and don't care about them. I doubt any of them will ever become a superstar actor like Tom Cruise or Val Kilmer.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 06:42:14 ago (+1/-0)

I think Miles Teller has been in a couple good films and might take off. This is probably his biggest project yet. The others? Never heard of them before - probably won't again.

I recommend you acquire the movie "War Dogs" on the high seas. Film that put Miles Teller on the map.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 07:14:53 ago (+0/-0)

Miles Teller has no charisma. He can only play average people. Not alpha male heroes.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 09:39:32 ago (+0/-0)

Your point? That doesn't mean his characters can't be interesting or that his acting is bad. A perpetual side character does not a bad actor make. Not everyone can be the hero.

[ - ] Egg_whitey 0 points 3 yearsJun 20, 2022 03:30:03 ago (+0/-0)

Miles Teller is a kike.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 0 points 3 yearsJun 20, 2022 03:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

An actor in Hollywood is a kike? WOW! I would never have guessed!
Did you have a point other than "Joos bad?" Seriously, we get it. This whole site is about Jews being bad and eradicating Jews. That doesn't have anything to do with my previous comment.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 00:19:25 ago (+3/-0)

If you didn't see it in the 80's it'll never have the spice of cold war apprehension. That's what made it good at the time, the fact that we were all still scared shitless of the Russians. In the context of that decade it was good versus evil.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 2 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 06:41:21 ago (+2/-0)*

It's got some sweet practical effects and some dope plane maneuvers. No libtard BS. The female characters are strong and independent without being "strong" "independent" women. It's entertaining, still cheesy though.

I'd recommend obtaining on the high seas.

[ - ] Redhairin 2 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 00:47:56 ago (+2/-0)

Wait til it comes out on DVD, and buy a cheap used copy from a record store or eBay. Or wait til one of the putlocker sites has it. Don't give Hollyweird access to your wallet. Let them get their money from government handouts.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 01:03:21 ago (+4/-0)

fucking pirate bay already has it ffs.

then no one gets money for this shit.

[ - ] Thatguy 2 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 00:28:50 ago (+2/-0)*

So, no need for speed?

Edit to add: everybody in America at that time just fucking loved the F-14. A pure dog fighter that could fight and win. It’s purpose was to engage and destroy the enemy. Protect the fleet, the carrier and return. Now we just got the F-18 it can kinda do things but not as great as the beloved maintenance nightmare we call the Tomcat. It was a true brawler. Topgun 2? meh, no F-14, not interested.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 06:43:51 ago (+1/-0)

Personally, I think TG2 would've been cooler with F22s but their mission was an AtG assault so the F22 wouldn't be optimal. Also, the F22 is no longer in production F in chat for America's top tier dog fighter.
I'm assuming you haven't seen TG2, because if you have, you'd know there is an F14 in it. Albeit, only for a short while at the end of the film

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 04:59:51 ago (+1/-0)

Top Gun 1 is a love drama.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 04:39:22 ago (+1/-0)

If you didn't like the original, don't bother seeing the new one. The majority of the new movie is a nostalgia trip for fans of the first.

The "new" stuff you get is a more diverse set of pilots, and a mission that is basically the Star Wars attack on the Death Star, but with F-18s.

The original was enjoyable 80's cheese, but the events mostly made sense. The new one's plot is nonsensical and stupid.

[ - ] GloryBeckons 1 point 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 06:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

The original was enjoyable 80's cheese, but the events mostly made sense.

The original had F-14 and Migs over the Indian ocean suddenly escalate from just intimidating each other with missile locks, until one side retreated, to actually shooting each other down, for no apparent reason, with no mention of a war before or after. Just randomly murdering each other for sport. Regular Tuesday afternoon stuff, I guess. And then they went back to dog fighting school. To play volleyball and bang the hot teacher.

How did any of it make any amount of sense?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:00:39 ago (+0/-0)

That’s what I thought. I’m like, “what war is this”?