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Quietly, with no media coverage: "Ok, FINE, it does cause myocarditis".

submitted by big_fat_dangus to DeathVax19 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 17:09:35 ago (+38/-0)     (www.cdc.gov)

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/safety/myocarditis.html



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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 17:15:06 ago (+2/-0)

I KNOW I don't have myocarditis.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 17:20:29 ago (+4/-0)

Exactly what someone with myocarditis would say.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 17:23:38 ago (+1/-0)

Keep spewing lamb,isn't it time for another booster? Bhahahahahaha!!

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 17:31:16 ago (+3/-0)

Make an archive before it gets deleted. Thanks for keeping an eye out for this.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 17:36:37 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 00:45:38 ago (+1/-0)

Thank you.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

Good work. The CDC site was updated since you posted this.

[ - ] uvulectomy 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 21:19:22 ago (+5/-0)

"Okay, it can cause myocarditis, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL MAKE YOUR CHILD GET IT, GOY! Coughing and feeling like shit for a few days is WAY WORSE than permanent heart damage! Trust The Science™, bigot!"

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 05:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

Soooo much worse

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 21:21:20 ago (+1/-0)

The Cult only admits to malfeasance when it knows there will be no consequences.

They can now inject the bioweapon into your kids.

Myocarditis and pericarditis have rarely been reported

Wow 🙄

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 21:22:12 ago (+4/-0)

Notice all these articles are always posted on a weekend so hopefully it flied under the normie radar.

Last Updated Nov. 12, 2021

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 10:39:16 ago (+0/-0)

They just updated it today (June 19)...

Yes, it will give you heart problems, but make sure everyone SIX MONTHS OR OLDER gets their shot!

These are not serious people.

[ - ] drhitler 7 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 23:00:43 ago (+7/-0)

I'am waiting for the straight up "Yes the vaccine will kill you but here is why its a good thing"

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 20, 2022 18:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

Gotta put a lid on that overpopulation problem!

[ - ] Fascinus 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 20, 2022 18:21:32 ago (+0/-0)

...and then import the third world wholesale because "muh declining birth rates".

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 18, 2022 23:28:26 ago (+0/-0)

Where does it say the vaccine causes it?

[ - ] dassar 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 02:44:12 ago (+1/-0)

Lol, In the title and throughout the article.

'Myocarditis and Pericarditis After mRNA COVID-19 Vaccination'

'Cases of myocarditis reported to the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) have occurred:
After mRNA COVID-19 vaccination (Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna), especially in male adolescents and young adults
More often after the second dose
Usually within a week of vaccination'

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 19, 2022 05:55:02 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger tier title