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[ - ] anon 5275385 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:54:23 ago (+0/-0)

be careful he may shit on your street as a reprisal lol

[ - ] anon 8355755 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 19:36:47 ago (+0/-0)

I've taken to asking them if I can share the word of God with them, It's hit or miss but I'd say about half the time I end up with one who will listen.

[ - ] anon 3727466 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 21:21:24 ago (+0/-0)

Excuse me!

Why did you fart?

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 23:31:26 ago (+0/-0)

So proud you posted anon.

[ - ] anon 2106306 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2022 07:32:25 ago (+0/-0)

Try to sell him some scam insurance.

[ - ] anon 2595995 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:15:23 ago (+2/-1)

Whats a caste

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:33:58 ago (+6/-0)

It’s the hard thing they put around your pelvis when you break your Dick.

[ - ] anon 2595995 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:43:48 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] anon 5275385 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:58:56 ago (+4/-2)

"Whats a caste"

public education at work. caste system is a type of system where some people have superior standard of living because of either where they were born....

https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/caste%20system

[ - ] anon 2249932 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 17:31:21 ago (+2/-1)

"Whats a caste"

When you tie some floss around your dic and fling it off the balcony ?? ....

[ - ] anon 6555962 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 19:34:36 ago (+1/-0)

Should have called him a dalit

[ - ] con77 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:25:55 ago (+2/-0)

call back and tell it you have a widow that needs to be burned

[ - ] anon 1313489 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:44:28 ago (+2/-0)

Caller ID spoofing. Won't be the real #

[ - ] anon 2807686 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 17:40:53 ago (+2/-0)

I prefer to pretend I am a plumber/toilet salesman.

[ - ] anon 4203328 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 20:53:17 ago (+2/-0)

Its their culture ffs. Why are they so sensitive?

Next time insist on talking to a Brahmin.

Dalits GTFO.

[ - ] anon 1052051 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:48:24 ago (+3/-0)

Hey, now we know your number is from Suffolk County NY or you were presently in it. They always spoof the area your number is from or that you are in.

[ - ] anon 1543893 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:25:20 ago (+7/-1)

they cycle voip numbers and dump them. you're just giving out the number of a victim who had his number spoofed by scammers. you're dumb and fuck you. -doglegwarrior

[ - ] anon 1313489 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:45:07 ago (+1/-0)

Worse then that they don't even buy DIDs use synthetic to trick the global voip system

[ - ] con77 11 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:30:13 ago (+11/-0)

I had a guy call claiming to be from the social security office. I played along acting like a scared old man for 5 minutes. When I got bored I said in my normal voice "whats the difference between a paki and a nigger?". I give the sheep fucker credit. He was quick in reply. He furiously shouted " IM A PAKI AND YOURE A NIGGER!". Ha! good times.

[ - ] deleted 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:36:02 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] anon 3086533 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:56:11 ago (+4/-0)

That actually give me a bit of respect for him. At least he's good sport. Not a good sport. Good sport.

[ - ] anon 4565945 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 22:39:26 ago (+2/-0)

given the mangled engrish on here, id say 25% of the accts arent native ENG speakers

[ - ] anon 6555962 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 19:42:42 ago (+1/-0)

Genuinely hilarious

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 22:08:53 ago (+1/-0)

I must know: what's the difference?

[ - ] deleted 12 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:27:20 ago (+13/-1)

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[ - ] anon 9263797 [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:57:42 ago (+3/-1)

sheeeeeeeitty

[ - ] anon 8289344 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 20:40:57 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao

[ - ] anon 3112599 20 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:52:52 ago (+21/-1)

First time? Amateur. The number was likely spoofed. That's probably a dead number or someone's who has no knowledge of the scam.

Asking what caste they're in will sometimes get a good reaction, but it is also amateur.

Go through their questions. Obviously, answer with fake shit. Once they get to asking your name, tell them it's Ben Chode. You can say Benjamin but you go by Ben, bla bla bla, but they'll figure it out pretty quick and cuss you.

Waste their time and end with Ben Chode. Bhenchod is sister fucker in pajeet-speak.

[ - ] anon 1543893 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:54:53 ago (+9/-1)

I just yell madarchod benchod nonstop until they hang up.

[ - ] anon 3082891 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 22:58:32 ago (+4/-0)

I like asking if their mother knows that they’re a thief. Makes them fucking lose their shit.

I also had a female pajeet try to scam me. I told her that many men have tried to scam me but that I was particularly disappointed in her, as a woman, and that I expected better of her. She flew off the handle, cussing me and hung up. Women fucking hate shame.

[ - ] anon 6555962 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 19:35:54 ago (+3/-0)

I usually put on a fake accent and call them dalit but this is better. Ranjesh deserves to be trolled.

[ - ] anon 3191073 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 20:26:10 ago (+3/-0)

Top-shelf advice.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 23:28:22 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] anon 1834294 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2022 02:13:14 ago (+0/-0)

very useful thanks

[ - ] anon 1360671 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2022 13:11:47 ago (+0/-0)

'Randy Chode' also works (whore-fucker)