How to have sex when you have monkeypox - Upgoat

How to have sex when you have monkeypox
submitted by dulcima to ClownWorld 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 11:44:08 ago (+30/-1) (u.smutty.horse)
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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2022 11:35:29 ago (+0/-0)

If you keep your dick out of another guy's ass you won't get the gaypox in the first place.

Just sayin'....

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 17:22:41 ago (+0/-0)

Demolition Man is leaking again.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 16:05:02 ago (+1/-0)

They shut down society for 2 years and crashed the economy for the flu, but they don't dare ask fags to lay off the buttsex for the few weeks they're contagious with an actual pox.

I predict some fag will come up with the idea to spread the disease to heteros as a means to destigmatize it.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 15:06:44 ago (+1/-0)

They have these "guidelines" because they know there's no use in asking faggots to stop engaging in degeneracy for more than 5 minutes.

Faggots are like niggers in that they're 100% controlled by base urges and have no ability to think ahead.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 14:58:02 ago (+0/-0)

You can cut holes in your pockets and masturbate anywhere!

[ - ] WillisJaxson 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 14:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

Straight white couples. Because, muh dick and sexual deviancy defines them.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 14:14:20 ago (+1/-0)

When the urge arises

Such a lack of discipline. Intentional no doubt.

"Give in to your fleeting desires and vices, even if it will infect you and others with a potentially fatal disease."

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 13:47:02 ago (+1/-0)

Bug catchers don't / won't care.

[ + ] Bonanza

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 18, 2022 05:57:10 ago (+1/-0)

Definitely true. Used to work with one of these creeps. Unbelievable behavior.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 12:50:31 ago (+2/-0)

Holy fucking Hell... Honk the fuck honk honk.

[ - ] Boyakasha 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 12:28:29 ago (+5/-0)

Where’s the outrage over the lack of gay representation on this ad?

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 13:35:49 ago (+2/-0)

You're here,representing.

[ + ] Boyakasha

[ - ] Boyakasha 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 14:03:33 ago (+1/-0)

Zing

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 12:21:49 ago (+6/-0)

Masterbate 6 ft away?? Oh this will be used one day. Somebody is going to jerk it off and public and the defense will be " I was 6 ft away"

[ + ] Bonanza

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 13:52:31 ago (+1/-0)

Damn.... I really think you've nailed it. And just when I thought I'd seen it all & could no longer be shocked, this comes along...

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 12:21:00 ago (+4/-0)

Imagine a global advertising campaign, to prevent the spread of disease that only affects 1884 nigger faggots to date, out of a global population of approximately 8 Billion.

We truly live in a clown world that not only is this news, but there is a marketing campaign designed around derangement and diseased individuals to promote their continued fornication.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 16 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 12:17:43 ago (+16/-0)

99% of the infected are fags, but they only show straight couples.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 12:26:40 ago (+5/-0)

Exactly what I was thinking. Now is the time to reduce the visibility of queer nigger circle jerks.

[ + ] Bonanza

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 13:49:56 ago (+1/-0)

Noticed that right away as well. They'll never show any type of homosexual behavior in a negative light. Masterbate six feet apart?!!!

[ + ] knightwarrior41

[ - ] knightwarrior41 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 17, 2022 19:25:48 ago (+1/-0)

that magic number again, oy vey

[ + ] Shotinthedark