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Just got my 4th jab. Why am I telling you? Crass attention seeking? Never! Bragging how resilient my body is? Well...just a bit. Then why?

submitted by paul_neri to ShitpostLitterBox 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 02:13:19 ago (+2/-3)     (i.ibb.co)

https://i.ibb.co/2nWBxY6/Vax-Certificate.jpg

'cos I'm proud of my vax certificate and a little smug that you don't have one!


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[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 06:45:58 ago (+3/-0)

You are still missing Novavax and Moderna, you don't have complete coverage queeri.

You should also shelf a covid suppository for a stronger dose.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 06:57:03 ago (+0/-0)

You are missing any vaccine.

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 07:01:20 ago (+3/-0)

You are missing any vaccine.

Do you even English.

Yes paul I am missing all of the covid vaccines.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 07:06:02 ago (+1/-1)

I'll pay that.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 3 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 05:17:35 ago (+3/-0)

Are you okay buddy? I think you might be hallucinating or something. Maybe you should get 2 or 3 more of those jabs, that should fix ya right up

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 05:31:28 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. I'm feeling fine.I'm not crowing; I've simply been lucky that I haven't had an adverse reaction to the covid vaccines. I'm still to get through the night. If I do then my rule-of-thumb is that I'm home and hosed. Talk to ya tomorrow hopefully.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 12:50:45 ago (+0/-0)

This just in! OP comes out of the closet, again.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 02:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

Charlotte here from Montana, paul. Well done for your 4th jab. Bet you just rolled up your sleeve and showed some mighty muscle. My Henry is a little sook and won't take the jab.I get so annoyed with that boy. I tell him "be responsible. Get jabbed. Wear a mask" and he complains to his Mom about me. Henry is in Sales and always running around the country for weeks sometimes so I have time a plenty on my hands so if you're ever up in Helena let me know Tel.No. ... Hope to see you soon.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 02:40:23 ago (+0/-0)

Hi paul it's Emma here from CA. Congrats on getting your 4th jab! I wish American men were as socially responsible as you and tough, yes tough, but they are wimps. If you're ever in LA drop me a line as I'd love to meet you. My Sam is in long-haulage and out of town a lot so I have lots of spare time. My tel.no. is...Bye.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 3 yearsJun 15, 2022 03:10:15 ago (+0/-1)

Just got the news, paul, 4th shot! Man I am so proud of you. It's Amelia from Vermont if you're wondering. I read all your Posts on NuVoat. You're a very sexy guy! I wish my husband, Owen, would take the jab but because his friends won't then he won't. He's a follower, not a leader. Owen is in Civil Engineering and spends a lot of time out of town. He's working on replacing the Brookfield Floating Bridge at the moment. Do you get up Montpelier way much, paul? Try and make an effort to visit me. I've never been with a 4th jabbed man before. Indeed I don't think there's such a man in the whole US of A! You're so brave, paul. So tough. So socially responsible. Are all Australians like you? Call me on ...I'd engage with you more on NuVoat but I'm scared of all those strange men with names like anus expander! And that Big Guy from Queens is obsessed with, you know. Anyway...I'm just stting here waiting for you to take me for a long drive in the country.xx