×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
8

Something is wrong with these kids

submitted by Gowithit to whatever 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 00:06:02 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

Little girl 9 or 10 came over today with niece and her friend
So we are in the pool and for some reason my 4 year old is calling this girl honey.
Idk where he picked it up from first time I've heard him say it

She says she doesn't like it he keeps saying it she said she felt uncomfortable with a 4 yr old boy calling her that. Only so much I can do about it.

Fast forward. Ok had a 1 yr old in my arms and honey had kept splashing me repeatedly even after I asked to cool it because of the baby. Fine.

So when honey started to get tired I retaliated and started splashing her back.

Honey: you're in my personal space

Me: sharks don't have personal space

H: that's harassment
M: sharks don't have harassment
H : that's sexual harassment

Holy hell .. revenge splashing is now sexual harassment.
And yes I unleashed a monsoon on her after that. Her mom was somewhere vaping or on the phone she left her in there before we even got in.


12 comments block


[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 12 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 00:09:45 ago (+12/-0)

Keep right the fuck away from that kid AND her mother! Little girls that age don't know sexual harassment unless they've been taught. Teaching a kid that age about sexual abuse is one thing but sexual harassment? Stay right the fuck away from that problem waiting to happen!

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 00:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

She's not a bad kid. Usually well behaved haven't seen her in almost a year. Yes single mother.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 7 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 00:36:15 ago (+7/-0)

Haha, yeah, hit me up when you're getting sued by the kids mother. I'll give you the "goat" discount off my hourly. "She's not a bad kid." Famous last words brother!

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 00:50:35 ago (+1/-0)

Cameras are your best friend. Mother left her unattended.but thanks for the discount I will hold you to it! Ha!

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 10:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 11:34:46 ago (+0/-0)

See I was just thinking the kids these days don't have a sense of humor.

For her to have said it that quickly I mean she wasn't even laughing.

I was just thinking this is what schools are teaching nowadays.

I don't normally see kids in this age bracket since the other 2 are younger. and last time I did was 10 years ago when the oldest was that age.

And those kids knew how to joke and play around. And listened better.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 02:11:41 ago (+3/-0)

deleted

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 10:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

Totally agree. One woman on the jury and you are screwed, no matter how much proof of innocence is available. Never be around other people's kids without another adult present.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 04:40:46 ago (+2/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 11:30:00 ago (+0/-0)

I keep telling my husband this. I've done it with my own "people" but he keeps ... Ugh and honestly I don't know why my niece has this friend. She's known her since they were about 9?

My nieces husband can't stand her and i dont know how to tell her " hey your marriage might get strained because of this friend" without her getting very upset. She's such a nice girl ( niece) but she has trouble making friends. Honeys mom is her only friend. But now Im thinking about it ...fuck they do watch honey a lot while the mom goes out.

[ - ] allahead 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 01:35:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah stay away. All it takes is an accusation and your entire life is ruined these days.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 01:33:51 ago (+2/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Gowithit [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 15, 2022 01:38:27 ago (+0/-0)

I've known the girls mother since she was 10.

I don't even know the half of it . But there is some shit that I've heard.