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National Soccer Player Ana Maria Markovic

submitted by fritz_maurentod to WhiteBeauty 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 13:31:56 ago (+28/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 16:43:13 ago (+5/-0)

If she can't cook she's useless..."I want a dish of Chicken Kiev with cabbage and onions sautéd in Soy sauce and peanut oil with fire roasted potatoes and corn on the cob along with a spinach and garlic salad dressed with extra virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar...and for desert I'll have oven baked apples with butter and cinnamon. AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.

[ - ] AtomicForeskin 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 18:23:40 ago (+4/-0)

Enjoy being single forever

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 18:35:15 ago (+1/-0)

I'm married for 26 years now and I love to cook when I have the time and I don't cook shit food but my chicken Kiev will start a nuclear war.

[ - ] DanielR 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:28:27 ago (+2/-0)

"MAKE IT SNAPPY" XD

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:57:27 ago (+5/-0)

If she kicked you, you would probably die.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod [op] 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 13:32:27 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:43:20 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 01:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

Or just bag her (((borat))) style during our European liberation sweep.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 18:35:23 ago (+2/-0)

Most female soccer players have their liquor license

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 16:53:19 ago (+2/-1)

I’d tongue punch her fart box.

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson -1 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 01:09:21 ago (+0/-1)

I'd gobble her feces.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:32:08 ago (+1/-0)

I'd smack her on the ass and give her a "Good Game!"

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 14:26:52 ago (+2/-2)

Id let her kick my balls if you know what I mean

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 14:29:43 ago (+1/-1)

Ow.My Ball's!

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 15:45:35 ago (+0/-0)

No idea

[ - ] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 14, 2022 01:10:17 ago (+0/-0)

Ah yeah baby, I know what you mean. Scrotal trauma and ruptured testicles.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 17:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

She's only in it for the attention