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F*moids at the gas station

submitted by big_fat_dangus to femcels 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 18:08:07 ago (+36/-3)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 14 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:22:46 ago (+14/-0)

I’d let her suck me off, but I’d also think it was a setup, cause cops would rather go after a white dude trying to get a nut than stop the negroids from killing people.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:30:00 ago (+0/-0)

She has meth mouth.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 04:54:57 ago (+0/-0)

Whut? Explain.

[ - ] totes_magotes -1 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 07:05:52 ago (+0/-1)

Do you seriously not know how meth fucks up your teeth, changes your breathing so that you breathe with an open mouth? All of that changes the shape of your mouth.

[ - ] Master_Foo 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:55:15 ago (+8/-0)

5 gallon hookers are a thing now.

LET'S GO BRANDON!

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 22:02:08 ago (+8/-0)

We're still not at weimar yet, but we're pretty damn close now.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 03:08:51 ago (+3/-0)*

This is what a desperate, dysfunctional society looks like. The day is coming when hot bitches that wouldn't have given a normal guy the time of day before will be shanking each other for the right to blow him for half a cup of plain boiled rice.

[ - ] con77 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:06:56 ago (+7/-0)

Id fill her up

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:31:50 ago (+6/-0)

You're a true patriot helping out Americans in these unprecedented manufactured inflationary crisis times

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:50:33 ago (+3/-0)

That's like over a hundred dollars. Talk about inflation.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:00:43 ago (+3/-0)

Charging way too much. She'd have to be driving a vespa for that shit to work.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 00:20:03 ago (+2/-0)

Better than, "a yo big man, my car broke down and I lost my license I just need five dollars to get home on the train can you give it to me for free?

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 12:24:50 ago (+1/-0)

LOL.
He knew what was about to happen. She would get her tank full then tell him to get in his car and whip it out. Oh wait! Let me run back and put some lipstick on. I want to leave a red ring, all the way up to, here. And touch the very base of his pecker. He will then be setting there with his pecker in his hand while she drives away.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 12:35:43 ago (+0/-0)

More likely his dick just doesn't work due to his age, but your scenario gave me a chuckle.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:27:41 ago (+2/-0)

Why would you turn down this pretty girl, dangus, you fag.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:30:54 ago (+8/-0)

Standards. I know this is a novel concept for you wahmens.

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 07:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

It's amazing how few people know what the fuck that is any more. Draw a line, hold that fuckin' line.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 08:17:03 ago (+1/-0)

They’re stealing dangus’s action!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 00:45:42 ago (+1/-0)

Wasn’t attractive enough

Also at a dance studio I went to (went for hip hop classes) they switched the guys and girls bathrooms without changing the labels (neither ever had labels). And both were like closets, not your typical look for an entrance.

So women would go in the guys and men in the girls. I straight up saw pussy going in the one (she smiled). Many other times women came into my bathroom. I’d chat em up and they’d be mostly as if it was cool until I started changing in front of them then some wide eyed looks (only down to underwear).

What I noticed were the other guys. When women came in they immediately would be like “get out of here this is the guys restroom now!” Didn’t happen the same way from the girl’s restroom. Some even threatened to tell on management.

This was the norm for at least 80% of the guys. You’d think guys would just whip it out when confronted with a woman who was right there boldly going for it. Truth is most would tattle to whoever they could and cry sexual harassment.

[ - ] totes_magotes 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 07:07:38 ago (+3/-0)

Most guys, as horny as they can be, don't do that stupid degenerate shit because they know that's how you get diseases and crazy.

JFC, it's not rocket surgery.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 12:25:06 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't see it but my husband saw it . Long line for gas separate line for police and emergency workers.

Whore looking beasts flirted with cops got passed through to the cop line. Whether they had to pay for the gas Idk he didn't see that.he saw this while waiting 1 hr and about 45 minutes of waiting for gas.

Joke of it all was when they were about two or three people being just about to be able to get gas they said " we're out" the gas tank out. And that was a town about 3 towns over .

We need to start looking into propane everything. Gas runs out.and cops are shady. My husband also saw when the cops were giving gas to certain " friends" it was some lady down the street. emergency funds of course paid for this.thanks American taxpayers.

The gossip !!! Because ehm she was married to another guy and the cop was being " friendly" when handing her the can.

Also when he accidently passed by a secret stash of goods . The "pillars" of the community had hidden and only they had access to. When they saw him see them well what are you going to do? He accepted the bribe.

When he came home with surprise supplies and told me the story of course me I blabbed. fuck them . The schools and churches used discriminatory practices when handing out supplies. Free supplies given out by the goverment mind you.
This was before other secret stashes around were exposed.


A church group was trying to con a group of volunteers out of the prepared food that was supposed to be distributed to the town . Putting it their cars and shit. They saw me and a friend see them . They offered us a plate each told us to go home even gave 2 extra plates for the kids ... Go home go feed the kids Fuck them. I started eating by the cars . People saw next thing there was a line wooo there was a line. The group was pissed they had to start passing out the food. Had to pull out the extras they had started putting in their trunks.

What were they going to do .. turn people away? With the volunteers there watching. Hahaha.

I've seen the end of the world boys and it's not pretty.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 12:36:36 ago (+0/-0)

Are you from five years in the future or something? Or did all this happen during some sort of weather emergency?

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 04:54:43 ago (+0/-0)

And she didn't even want to huff it.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 23:32:38 ago (+0/-0)

based old-timer

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:33:49 ago (+0/-0)

You'll see a lot of guys standing around gas stations now.

The gay guys are gonna be jealous at those rest stops.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:29:42 ago (+0/-0)

She said, "she'd take a shot in the mouth if it would get her a couple miles down the road" and that it was an unspoken rule of the road. I was quite concerned so I called you purveyors of freedom.

Wait! Why are you handcuffing me!?

[ - ] Belrick 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 20:34:07 ago (+1/-1)

Why is this illegal?

[ - ] Her0n 9 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:25:52 ago (+9/-0)

Because the gov can't tax it

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:32:38 ago (+2/-0)

👌 nice.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 22:19:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 22:44:58 ago (+4/-0)

If a jew films it and sells it then it is legal.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 20:04:51 ago (+0/-0)

Id get the head complain about it and only buy a quarter tank.

[ - ] uvulectomy 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 20:46:37 ago (+4/-0)

Oy vey good thinking fellow chosen one!

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 02:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty sure gas money head isn't gonna be enthusiastic.