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Sanest femoid award goes to...

submitted by big_fat_dangus to femcels 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 12:45:55 ago (+43/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rczau8.jpg



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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 11 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 14:35:59 ago (+11/-0)

Why didn't you slice your throat and mail yourself to the morgue? FUCKING SKANK

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:00:40 ago (+0/-0)

I like the cut of yer jib!

[ - ] Wolfspider 8 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 13:15:06 ago (+8/-0)

I hope he makes a lampshade out of it.

[ - ] ThisGuy 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:00:56 ago (+2/-0)

I hope he jacks off with it and send her the video.

[ - ] con77 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 14:21:46 ago (+5/-0)

Someone fell asleep with that thing around?

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 07:51:08 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly, I'd be awake for days like a meth head if I had to spoon that psycho bitch.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 13:30:54 ago (+5/-0)

That would win me back

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 17:16:37 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly....

[ - ] Weredawg 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 13:06:04 ago (+5/-0)

The tattoos themselves should have been enough of a warning. Not that the guy wasn't a degenerate himself.
Also: are we sure this isn't a guy?

[ - ] SaneGoatiSwear 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 12:59:03 ago (+3/-0)

Never fuck crazy

[ - ] Sleazy 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 13:46:47 ago (+7/-0)

Always stick your dick in crazy.

There is not a woman that exists who is not crazy

Saying dont stick your dick in crazy chicks is like saying be a faggot, and that's just not right

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 13:33:11 ago (+5/-0)

When I was 16 my dad out of the blue comes up to me and says , " Son , don't go putting your dick in crazy".

I was caught off guard , just mumbled something like , ok dad. That wasn't like him , but solid advice.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 15:41:28 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 16:46:50 ago (+1/-0)

No , it was my dad.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 10:15:46 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 17:14:38 ago (+0/-0)

"No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree." W. C. Fields

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

He was talking about the single mom that raised you.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 20:17:17 ago (+1/-0)

Dumb advice, 98% of the broads out there are fucking crazy, stick your dick in them but dont make them your girlfriend or wife

[ - ] oldblo 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 13, 2022 06:35:18 ago (+1/-0)

A descendant of Vincent van Gogh I see.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 18:30:43 ago (+1/-0)

I would have made a wallet out of it, just for the storage of rubbers. And told the story to every chick that saw me pull this thing out.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 18:39:44 ago (+2/-0)

Intriguing. Report back with results.

[ - ] Redhairin 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 17:11:44 ago (+1/-0)

Bazinga!!! You go girl! You really showed him! Bet this really broke that heartbreakers heart!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptW7zOPX2E

[ - ] dassar 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 17:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

She looks like she stinks of patchouli and smegma ....

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 16:01:24 ago (+1/-0)

I appreciate that she lets people know she's crazy by the writing on her face

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:18:15 ago (+0/-0)

The Fuck?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 21:00:16 ago (+0/-0)

Has an appointment for its 4th booster.

[ - ] BwonsamdiTheDead 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 12, 2022 19:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dumbass.

Her arm's probably going to get infected now