Oompa Loompas are absolutely real. - Upgoat

Oompa Loompas are absolutely real.
submitted by Steelerfish to whatever 3 yearsJun 10, 2022 11:50:08 ago (+12/-0) (www.theblaze.com)
https://www.theblaze.com/news/two-workers-rescued-after-falling-into-chocolate-vat-at-pennsylvania-mars-wrigley-factory

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsJun 10, 2022 22:39:41 ago (+0/-0)

I bet it was retarded spics. Bunch of spics and jungle asians at the chocolate factory I worked at. Oh, and the chocolate is melted - it's HOT!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3 yearsJun 10, 2022 13:36:09 ago (+0/-0)

Did they get a song?

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 yearsJun 10, 2022 12:34:47 ago (+0/-0)

Doompidydooo!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3 yearsJun 10, 2022 12:11:29 ago (+0/-0)

Of course they do. Have you never seen Jeb's esposa? Please clap.

[ - ] Metanoid 0 points 3 yearsJun 10, 2022 15:03:41 ago (+0/-0)

Na man, thats a goblin.