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[ - ] Boardallday3 33 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:23:51 ago (+33/-0)

Try to be less Jewish.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 23 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:29:30 ago (+23/-0)

Imagine being an executive at coke and hating niggers, spics, kikes and white liberals. You want to help your people to stop drinking this poison diabetes water but how can you send a message to your people without the kikes in HR and marketing shutting it down...

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:25:28 ago (+7/-0)

Dang, that exec is BASED!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:52:01 ago (+1/-0)

(((Drink coke)))

[ - ] Fascinus 13 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:00:48 ago (+14/-1)

So, steal the can instead of buying it?

[ - ] lord_nougat 12 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:26:21 ago (+12/-0)

That *would* be less white!

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 18:19:39 ago (+2/-0)

I haven't done coke in decades.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 18:54:13 ago (+1/-0)

I think I did pepsi within the last decade.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 18:58:05 ago (+2/-0)

That's not what I was talking about. But while we are on the subject...

Over the years brands such as Pepsi change their logos and marketing slogans. Here are a few of the logos since the late 1800's and slogans during the past 60 years:

1939–1950: "Twice as Much for a Nickel"
1950: "More Bounce to the Ounce"
1950–1957: "Any Weather is Pepsi Weather"
1957–1958: "Say Pepsi, Please"
1961–1964: "Now It's Pepsi for Those Who Think Young"
1964–1967: "Come Alive, You're in the Pepsi Generation"
1967–1969: "(Taste that beats the others cold) Pepsi Pours It On".
1969–1975: "You've Got a Lot to Live, and Pepsi's Got a Lot to Give"
1977–1980: "Join the Pepsi People (Feeling Free)"
1980–1981: "Catch That Pepsi Spirit"
1981–1983: "Pepsi's got your taste for life"
1983–1984: "Pepsi Now! Take the Challenge!"
1984–1988 and 1990-1991: "Pepsi. The Choice of a New Generation"
1989: "Pepsi. A Generation Ahead"
1991–1992: "Gotta Have It"/"Chill Out"
1992: "The Choice Is Yours"
1992–1993: "Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Pepsi"
1993–1994: "Right Now"
1994–1995: "Double Dutch Bus"
1995: "Nothing Else is a Pepsi"
1995–1996: "Drink Pepsi. Get Stuff"
1996: "Change The Script"
1997–1998: "Generation Next"
1998–1999: "It's the cola" (100th anniversary commercial)
1999–2000: "For Those Who Think Young"/"The Joy of Pepsi-Cola"
2003: "Its the Cola"/"Dare for More"
2006–2007: "Why You Doggin' Me"/"Taste the one that's forever young"
2007–2008: "More Happy"/"Taste the one that's forever young"
2008: "Pepsi is #1"
2008–present: "Something For Everyone"
2009–present: "Refresh Everything"/"Every Generation Refreshes the World"
2010–present: "Every Pepsi Refreshes The World"
2011–present: "Summer Time is Pepsi Time"
2011–present: "Born in the Carolinas"
2012: "Where there's Pepsi, there's music" – used for the 2012 Super Bowl commercial
2012: "Live For Now"
2012: "Change The Game"
2012: "The Best Drink Created Worldwide"

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 19:02:28 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 20:57:05 ago (+2/-0)

Pepsi definitely shifted their branding from being cheaper Coke to being just different Coke. I hate the stuff.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:56:37 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2022 06:26:48 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:57:28 ago (+1/-0)

I heard Crystal Pepsi had meth in it

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:53:26 ago (+2/-0)

950 dollars worth

[ - ] DukeCanon 12 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:29:32 ago (+12/-0)

Thanks for circling it

[ - ] ymihere [op] 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 11:46:01 ago (+3/-1)

It’s a repost of a Twitter post asshole…

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:52:50 ago (+1/-0)

Really puts the emphasis on where they want you to focus.

Like a corptard and a synergy Lazer pointer

[ - ] HughBriss 10 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:22:59 ago (+10/-0)

I'm glad I don't drink nasty sugar water.

[ - ] GhostCow 5 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 13:21:58 ago (+5/-0)

I drank up to 10 cans a day for years. Finally quit when they did crt there. Been drinking nothing but imported Japanese green tea ever since

[ - ] ThisGuy 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 18:44:21 ago (+3/-0)

Drink water

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 19:29:33 ago (+3/-0)

Up to 10 cans a day for years?! That's like eating nearly ONE HUNDRED teaspoons of sugar daily! How are you still alive?!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:03:13 ago (+2/-0)

When I first got a job that had free drinks, I was a Coke drinker. Not habitual because no one had ever provided me unlimited, convenient Coke, but that was my beverage. I was sick of it within less than a week. Switched to diet coke, before "vitamin water" before finally just water. When I do have soda now, it's either diet coke or one root beer. The sugar is a bit much.

[ - ] GhostCow 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 22:19:37 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly I have no idea how I don't have the beetus considering I did this for over a decade and didn't stop until I was like 37. I was never fat during that time either. My teeth are pretty fucked up though.

[ - ] HughBriss 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 15:47:50 ago (+2/-0)

Good for you. I'm sure you're much better for it.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 17:06:25 ago (+1/-0)

nice. that shit is addictive.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:25:56 ago (+3/-0)

I do. But I make sure it has been properly fermented first.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:33:38 ago (+3/-0)

yeah baby!

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 18:21:04 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously though, he drinks Coke Zero so he can brag about not drinking sugar water.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:58:25 ago (+2/-0)

Mountain soder

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:50:45 ago (+4/-0)*

Why would I want to devolve?

Here's the real message: "You can't bring the subhuman races up, so why not lower yourself to their level? Please consume our jewish, globalist, corporate poison in an effort to do so."

[ - ] Thatguy 3 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:41:14 ago (+3/-0)

Can’t do it, my whiteness will always bubble up and dominate. You can’t fight nature.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:52:03 ago (+2/-0)

Obviously fake but I'm sure they'd do this if they thought they could get away with it.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

“Obviously”. It’s the current year...

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:47:51 ago (+2/-0)

Obvious because the shading of the words is off. Not because it's beyond possibility.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:48:20 ago (+2/-0)

Classic coca-cola.

They stopped putting cocaine in the drinks, now it just goes up the executives' noses there it seems.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:34:55 ago (+2/-0)

But if you say this deserves a violent reaction then you are a federal agent

[ - ] beanbagWizard 2 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:17:16 ago (+2/-0)

How many more variations of the "but will this help us sell more product" memes can they keep coming up with?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 10:24:41 ago (+1/-0)

If one can't help but want that liquid candy, they should make their own version at home.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 9, 2022 00:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

what about the whites who enjoy that 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 21:51:21 ago (+0/-0)

White Power?

Not part of cokes jew narrative?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 17:27:50 ago (+0/-0)

Fake.

[ - ] Garrett 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 16:49:57 ago (+0/-0)

haha wtf

[ - ] VoatGoat 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 16:01:27 ago (+0/-0)

So they want me to steal their products?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 13:46:59 ago (+0/-0)

I called Coke HQ in Atlanta to complain when they were forcing their employees to take a CRT course. I told the black bitch on the phone that it was communist propaganda. She laughed at me! I havent bought a coke in over a year.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 13:35:07 ago (+0/-0)

Is that real?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 12:36:21 ago (+0/-0)

Is that like when system of a down put "steal this album" on one of their cd's?

[ - ] Boyakasha 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 11:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

Yet another company that I can’t boycott any more than I already am.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1.9 yearsJun 8, 2022 11:26:12 ago (+0/-0)

I've been boycotting coke for years now