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Monkeypox is coming. Who knows what they'll make the normies do this time. They already pushed it pretty far with the double mask, injecting themselves and their kids with snake oil.

Turns out the best way to avoid monkeypox is to wear these monkey ears. And if you really want to be safe you need the monkey tail too. And if you could just do a little dance, Science says that you will most assuredly avoid this new plague.