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I am at the airport right now and there is a fat bearded guy in a bikini and skirt waiting at my gate

submitted by scoopadoop to TellUpgoat 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 12:14:09 ago (+24/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Fuck this gay earth


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[ - ] Lanfear 8 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 13:11:27 ago (+8/-0)

Don't they kick people off for revealing clothing?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 15:04:30 ago (+1/-0)

One can only hope it doesn't apply only to actual women.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 18:14:41 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, the kick "people" off, but not heinous deamons.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 12:15:05 ago (+5/-0)

Go up to him and say "put some clothes on you stupid cunt!"

[ - ] ModernGuilt 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 13:36:59 ago (+4/-0)

Let him suck your dick and everyone will cheer

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 10, 2022 01:35:00 ago (+0/-0)

No they would cheer if he sucked the demons femal woman penis...

These psychos talk like that

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 12:23:05 ago (+4/-0)

Watch out, he'll scoop your doop!

Better switch flights.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 15:03:52 ago (+3/-0)

Pics or its fake...no matter what it'll be gay.

[ - ] israeldid9_11 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 16:01:06 ago (+0/-0)

This

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 16:23:14 ago (+2/-0)

If you don't pull a "Burger King" and record it, you are a faggot.

[ - ] coldsoak 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 12:56:59 ago (+2/-0)

That's your woke pilot.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 16:34:51 ago (+1/-0)*

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[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 18:54:17 ago (+0/-0)*

Definitely another goat. Absolutely not an alternate account talking to himself…

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 16:20:33 ago (+1/-0)

You’re getting a boner aren’t you.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 16:30:08 ago (+0/-0)

"had" a boner, but has taken care of it.

[ - ] israeldid9_11 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 16:01:40 ago (+1/-0)

Pics or back to Reddit

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 13:23:14 ago (+1/-0)

extract and eat his soul

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 22:14:03 ago (+0/-0)

Say: nice clit faggot and walk away

[ - ] Thatguy 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 18:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

Keep an eye on that guy. If he is belligerent to the cabin attendants, get ready. If he rushes for the flight deck door, kill him. Wrap a seat belt around its neck and kill it. Nobody will fault you for it. You're just trying to save lives. Kill it. Chock it to death. It will appreciate you for your service.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 15:51:45 ago (+0/-0)

beat it like a rented mule

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 14:58:23 ago (+0/-0)

Giving the whole vaccine thing... You should really really pay attention to the in case of an emergency directions when you get in the plane.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 6, 2022 14:19:44 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like sports illustrated cover material