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Every time I open my big shade umbrella on the patio, this little feller makes an appearance.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:04:00 ago (+49/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/mtqs1y.jpg

Top down view:
https://files.catbox.moe/wjce1o.jpg

Good looking jumper. About an inch long, which is pretty big in my book.


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[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:19:33 ago (+6/-0)

I like spiders. They eat insects

[ - ] yesiknow 6 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:11:42 ago (+6/-0)

He's made out of Christmas tree parts

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:15:11 ago (+4/-2)

In reality, that was what OP saw the last time he attempted to perform cunnilingus.

[ - ] zr855 2 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 20:29:01 ago (+2/-0)

lol

[ - ] AdolfHitler 4 points 3 yearsJun 4, 2022 00:37:15 ago (+4/-0)

The dogs of the spider world. They interact and play.

[ - ] con77 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 22:57:30 ago (+3/-0)

imagine if they were the size of rottweilers

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 3 yearsJun 4, 2022 00:07:03 ago (+3/-0)

His umbrella would be all fucked up.

[ - ] Boardallday3 2 points 3 yearsJun 4, 2022 00:03:34 ago (+2/-0)

If they're the fuzzy type like this one, I wouldn't mind.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:58:20 ago (+3/-0)

I amuse myself by imagining it the size of a dinner plate, like it seems in the photo.

[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:52:23 ago (+3/-0)

I've been running into a lot of spider bros like him lately; they're some of the most adorable and personable spiders.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 20:27:16 ago (+3/-0)

I have one in my shower, I talk to it

[ - ] Nosferatjew [op] 2 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 20:58:21 ago (+2/-0)

Does it talk back?

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:44:07 ago (+3/-0)

Phidippus spiders are great. They tackle bugs and don't give a fuck. They're also some of the largest jumping spiders.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:39:47 ago (+3/-0)

Everybody needs a friend.

[ - ] JesusDrowning 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:33:03 ago (+3/-0)

I'm surprised it let you take a picture of 'em. Every time I try to photograph one of these buggers they jump away before I can get a shot.

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:24:04 ago (+3/-0)

that's a spider pal

[ - ] Sector7 3 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:21:08 ago (+3/-0)

That's one of the cute spiders, and that type are like the dwarves of spiderdom.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 23:09:15 ago (+2/-0)

The last three times I've went into my shed I've had to murder a murder hornet. I am beginning to think they like me. or they have a nest somewhere.

[ - ] totes_magotes 1 point 3 yearsJun 4, 2022 08:33:50 ago (+1/-0)

Jumping spiders are bros. They will watch you, can see the moon, are playful, and are curious.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 21:04:11 ago (+1/-0)

Awesome.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 20:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

Doss Mitch also bring his cocaine with him?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 22:34:27 ago (+2/-2)

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[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3 yearsJun 4, 2022 10:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

You can move it away, faggot

[ - ] knightwarrior41 -2 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 21:49:47 ago (+1/-3)

kill it with fire

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 21:59:47 ago (+2/-0)

Sissy

Acquire testicles

[ - ] knightwarrior41 0 points 3 yearsJun 3, 2022 22:12:03 ago (+0/-0)

meh

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3 yearsJun 4, 2022 10:25:18 ago (+0/-0)

Faggit