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[ - ] gimpyoldman 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 13:49:05 ago (+6/-0)

My granddaughters (22 and 24) are starting to hate me. When i see them with a lot of make up on I ask them if they are on their way to commit a crime because they are wearing a disguise.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 5 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 14:26:29 ago (+5/-0)

You should pretend not to recognize them until they wash it off.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 16:56:09 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:53:34 ago (+0/-0)

Empty threats are gay n gay

You cannot visit imaginary locales

[ - ] Belrick 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 23:41:16 ago (+0/-0)

She doesn't know her place in the world because societal destroyers stopped the process of showing the next generations their place.

So now lost and floundering kids are turning to gangs and fringe groups

[ - ] throwawayaccount 3 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 11:39:05 ago (+3/-0)

Just saw a video by Better Bachelor about this exact topic. It's gotten so drastic that Texas, which banned several snapchat filters, has women up in arms looking for ways to circumvent the ban.
They are so unhappy with their own looks, even with make up, they still feel the need to CGI their faces.

Yet men are expected to somehow be able to please them.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 12:51:10 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe women should be up in gyms instead, then they wouldn't have to worry about it.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 13:00:55 ago (+1/-0)

The gym won't correct an ugly mug.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 6 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 13:10:25 ago (+6/-0)

Better to be a fit butterface than both fat and ugly.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 21:52:56 ago (+0/-0)

Easier to paper bag a face than an ass.

[ - ] Belrick 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 23:42:22 ago (+1/-0)

7/10 attractiveness is being a slim you and white female.

[ - ] throwawayaccount 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:47:12 ago (+1/-0)

In my experience, women will go to the gym to walk on a treadmill for 30 minutes so they can scout for a new boy toy. Most of the time they go there in full fake up.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 16:19:35 ago (+0/-0)

They are. Maybe the overlap with dating sites isnt' that great, though, as they pick up dudes at the gym.

[ - ] giantprick 1 point 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 14:29:41 ago (+1/-0)

We should extend fraud laws to include filters and makeup

It's deceit intended to make the viewer believe something which is true in a financial transaction

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 15:24:10 ago (+0/-0)

Korea has laws allowing men to sue women for giving them ugly babies.

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 5, 2022 00:47:59 ago (+0/-0)

Based Korea

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:06:05 ago (+0/-0)

Catfish? doesn't that mean something else? Japs. Lets kill them all.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 3, 2022 19:44:52 ago (+0/-0)

It's when you make a profile with either someone else's photos or altered photos of yourself.