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I have a confession...

submitted by deleted to TellTalk 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 14:52:58 ago (+11/-2)     (TellTalk)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 14:58:31 ago (+6/-0)

Ask Hitler for forgiveness and buy smaller ice cream containers.

I love it with peanuts and chocolate syrup, but I just don’t buy it anymore.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 14:55:29 ago (+5/-0)

Just say a whole bunch of hail marys and do even more pushups for absolution, sinner.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 14:56:44 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] MayhemInChief 3 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 15:10:43 ago (+3/-0)

Then do Hail Hitler's instead.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 16:46:29 ago (+1/-0)

With a dumbbell in your hand this is actually a decent exercise.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 15:08:35 ago (+4/-0)

Good thing it wasn't French Vanilla or we'd have declared war on you, seized your nation and blamed you for the death of 100,000 jews that we exterminated through systematic bombing of supply lines and infrastructure.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 17:28:23 ago (+2/-0)

if it came in half a gallon, it probably wasn't ice cream at all but a list of ingredients that is not even close to food.

Hey globalist food providers, keep making everyone fat.

Kuwaitis eat that shit like pizzas too, because everyone does now, and they're even fatter that mericans.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 16:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

The other day I ate two 12-packs of Publix blueberry muffins

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 17:15:53 ago (+0/-0)

You will never see vallhalla now.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 19:15:28 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 20:34:28 ago (+0/-0)

Or, that is the thing that guaranTEES my admission.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 21:08:35 ago (+0/-0)

No you cannot cross bifrost with blueberry muffins on your soul.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 19:15:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 15:14:00 ago (+1/-0)

Ugg. I ate a bunch of ice cream last night. I feel like crap today.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 19:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] auto_turret__rev_A 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 3, 2022 07:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

You fat fuck.

I stick to 1/2 pint, no more. Even though I so badly want 4 pints. It doesn't do my guts any favors, anyway. I don't digest dairy as well as I did in my younger days. Can still do it to a certain extent, in limited amounts.

[ - ] Ozark 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 16:40:18 ago (+0/-0)

Do you have surround sound?

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 0 points 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 15:26:56 ago (+0/-0)

Where did you find half gallon still? was probably mostly air as well.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsJun 2, 2022 19:04:53 ago (+1/-0)

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