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Guys, I came here for a serious discussion. If Johnny Depp can do it, you can do it too

submitted by Wwwwwww to whatever 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 08:15:42 ago (+6/-0)     (whatever)

Don't ever forget rule number one.
It's very simple. It's very easy. You guys aren't practicing it.

Rule one: Do not stick your dick in crazy.

Seriously for 7 million to manage that is not a deal. Follow rule number one. Please.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 13:27:40 ago (+0/-0)

I can't take that faggot seriously because of his fake goony accent. He fell in love with a whore that was passed around at gangbangs.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 09:51:12 ago (+2/-0)

Would this make more sense if I was a sperg and tarded?

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 11:32:41 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 11:44:26 ago (+0/-0)

Sometimes, yo dik is the crazy activator.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 12:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yikes. That is so true.

[ - ] chrimony 3 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 10:00:32 ago (+3/-0)

She cut off part of his finger before he left the crazy bitch. He's lucky it wasn't his dick.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 3 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 11:58:14 ago (+3/-0)

All women are at least a 4 on the crazy scale.


[ - ] ilikeskittles 5 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 08:45:23 ago (+5/-0)

Crazy has the best pussy. Just don’t ever let her know where you live and never sleep at her place.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 09:09:41 ago (+2/-0)

Just don’t ever let her know where you live and never sleep at her place.

You only ever sleep at her place and hide the cutlery and matches.

pffft amateurs these days.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 12:28:44 ago (+1/-0)

Make sure to sign a contract and video the entire time with her so you have evidence just in case she accuses you of something.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 13:39:37 ago (+1/-0)

Wish someone would've told me this. I married crazy. Yikes

[ - ] gimpyoldman 5 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 10:01:32 ago (+5/-0)

Now I keep getting confused when the local TV station announces an "Amber Alert". My first thought is 'what did that crazy bitch do now?'.

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 12:29:23 ago (+1/-0)

Funny!

[ - ] Monica 8 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 08:38:22 ago (+8/-0)

"Seriously for 7 million to manage that is not a deal."

I can't make sense of this sentence. Are you a valley girl or something? Seriously like oh my gawd.

[ - ] Splooge 3 points 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 10:41:13 ago (+3/-0)

I think he's trying to say "It is not worth even $7 million to stick your dick in crazy."

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 12:27:03 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks! That makes more sense.

[ - ] Splooge 1 point 3 yearsJun 2, 2022 15:23:21 ago (+1/-0)

A valiant attempt was made, but words are hard.