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A brush with indiscretion

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 09:49:28 ago (+46/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] SocksOnCats 7 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 10:19:54 ago (+7/-0)

I knew a gal who actually did tell me she masturbated with an electric toothbrush - using the bristles on her clitoris. She also said it was even better when she used toothpaste (apparently it was ‘warmer’). That’s the gods’ honest truth. Yeah, she was somewhat mentally damaged. We didn’t date for long. There were other aspects of her crazy I couldn’t tolerate. But that toothbrush thing. Wow.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 12 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 10:24:02 ago (+14/-2)

Well... at least her clit didn't have any plaque?

[ - ] Gowithit 12 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 10:34:29 ago (+12/-0)

9 out of 10 dentists agree.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 14:18:33 ago (+3/-0)

The remaining isn't a fan of vagina dentata.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 15:10:09 ago (+2/-0)

Can remove symptoms of vagingivitis in less than two weeks.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 11:47:27 ago (+4/-0)

Was her clit minty-fresh?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 22:33:46 ago (+0/-0)

I mean as long as it's not YOUR toothbrush, I don't see how it's worse than masturbating with anything else.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 23:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Why is your snatch so minty fresh?

[ - ] WhiteGoat 6 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 12:05:31 ago (+6/-0)

As long as the toothbrush is white

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -2 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 12:06:36 ago (+1/-3)

🤔

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 10:40:12 ago (+4/-0)

I'm surprised he even uses an electric toothbrush anywhere she could get to it. Ewww.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 10:42:36 ago (+0/-1)

A grim prospect.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 2 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 20:06:07 ago (+2/-0)

Had a girlfriend in the 90’s that found a vibrator medical device in a box in her grandparents attic. She swiped it when she was 13. Long ago, in the 1800’s women could go to their doctor and be diagnosed with ‘hysteria’, the cure was a good orgasm. The doc would pull this thing out and go to work. She dug it out and showed it to me. She could only use it when no one was home because it sounded like a wood chipper when it was powered up. It made sparks when she plugged it in because the insulated cord wasn’t rubber or plastic, it was waxed paper, that crumbled and fell off when you bent the cord. I bought her a Hitachi Magic Wand just before we broke up. She was going to kill herself with that thing.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 22:35:03 ago (+1/-0)

Vibrators were invented to spare the doctors RSIs from doing it with their hands.

Helena thinks this was sexual abuse lol

Today they prescribe hormone pills to help women orgasm. They don't do it to them directly, though. But the cure is the same.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 00:53:16 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:11:39 ago (+0/-0)

We've been lied to! Perhaps Larry Nassar did nothing wrong!


Honestly, I'm not sure. It's definitely odd that a lot of girls reported abuse, which I don't condone. OTOH I read what, like, they say he did, and it doesn't sound any worse than what's been done to my junk at the doctor. Yeah, they feel your junk. They don't wear gloves sometimes ( I had an old hippy doctor in California -- a woman FWIW -- that did that). I can't say I have ever been, like creeped out about it, but frankly putting stuff up your butt is a lot worse, and they do that, too. Wammin routinely have doctors up to their elbows in their snatches. This is why there are no (well, precious few) male OBGYNs now.

[ - ] NERVReplicant01 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 22:29:24 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like the old doctors were ahead of the curve. Girls that don't fuck regularly tend to go crazy, as well as girls that fuck everyone.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 00:50:47 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] WhiteGoat 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 05:36:28 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf m8

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 15:12:43 ago (+0/-0)

ROFL, all around.

[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 16:06:59 ago (+1/-0)

Nice pun, bud. Almost missed it at first.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 17:39:07 ago (+1/-0)

I got you pham

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 00:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

Masturbate with toothbrush as a kid > as a kid

These people are born sick and raised sick

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 00:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

Masturbate with toothbrush as a kid > as a kid

These people are born sick and raised sick

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2.9 yearsJun 1, 2022 00:02:21 ago (+0/-0)

Masturbate with toothbrush as a kid > as a kid

These people are born sick and raised sick

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2.9 yearsMay 31, 2022 23:02:23 ago (+0/-0)

Buy this man a 🍺