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UFOs are Fake

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 07:11:56 ago (+6/-3)     (whatever)

They only take White people. If they were real, why wouldn’t they take Blacks or Asians just for the sake if scientific comparison?


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[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 10:13:41 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn’t risk bringing a mooncricket onboard a space ship. They can’t drive a stick shift when they steal one, much less an intergalactic craft.
The nigger would ram that thing right into Uranus.


The gooks may eat them with some bean sprouts and ginger…

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:17:58 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t mind ginger but I dislike bean sprouts

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:30:17 ago (+0/-0)

Counter point: White people are the only ones valuable enough to risk exposure abducting.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

Would you, fatty?

[ - ] watts2db 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 15:34:44 ago (+0/-0)

so all flying objects have been positively identified?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 15:39:41 ago (+0/-0)

They took Barney and Betty Hill. Gave them the mistaken impression that was a normal couple. Now, that’s some seriously ass-backward specimen gathering.

[ - ] Epictetus 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 17:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

I hear the aliens carry their ray guns on slings, so they don't have to set them down to reload.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 09:32:58 ago (+1/-0)

They only take White people

Miyuki Hatoyama, Japan's first lady claims in 2009 to have been abducted by aliens some 20years prior and rode a spaceship to venus where she met Tom Cruise.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:16:56 ago (+1/-0)

Is space gay?

[ - ] QuestionEverything 3 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 09:29:36 ago (+3/-0)

Thats funny.

Why would you think abductions are limited to a specific race?

[ - ] NationalSocialism 4 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 07:31:49 ago (+4/-0)

I agree with you, but I believe the first couple “abducted” was a kike and a nigger.


[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 08:05:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 7 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 08:43:08 ago (+7/-0)

Have you smelled a nigger? No way you'd want that shit stinking up your saucer.