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Anyone else think about this, or is it just me?

submitted by deleted to whatever 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:05:09 ago (+52/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:29:07 ago (+2/-0)

Wasn't he even a "participant" in the last drill a couple weeks ago, even though at 18 and not a cop or faculty member, he had no business anywhere near that building?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:59:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

Nope did not think of it last drill I know my kid was in years ago they were supposed to keep a box of canned food in the room to throw at a shooter if they busted in.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 3 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 16:16:47 ago (+3/-0)

I prefer the smaller tuna cans myself. They're smaller so less mass but you can carry more. And the disc shape really helps w trajectory. Tomato paste is pretty nice too.

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:39:49 ago (+1/-0)

supposed to keep a box of canned food in the room to throw at a shooter

I refuse to believe the district actually said this. "Our beans beat your 5.56! Take that Mr. Shooter man!"

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:59:31 ago (+1/-0)

This is actually what is suggested, not just by the school district but just shooting events in general. If you see that you're targetted and the gunman is approaching, throwing anything at them can make them break target and have to reacquire. You could survive where you would have definitely died if you cowered.

That being said, having a bunch of try hards stand up and volley cans at me like a whack a mole game that fights back is actually pretty amusing.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 15:58:12 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] taoV 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 16:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

Somebody's never fired an 108mm subsonic Pinto.

[ - ] BlewWaftHoleSearUp 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 16:42:09 ago (+0/-0)

"I knew exactly what to do, after all, I took classes for it!"

[ - ] happytoes 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 18:10:47 ago (+0/-0)

America education teaches this:

Question: Mr Smith goes mad and shoots up an X. Solve for X

Answer: X = school

There are even laws that say that nobody in the school can have a gun, making "X = school" the official, legally mandated answer.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 21:36:42 ago (+0/-0)

I hadn't thought about that - but you're right! Good observation, however I believe the problem is these hyper-gay, hyper-violent beaners.

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 21:47:17 ago (+0/-0)

Intersectional discrimination can save us.

[ - ] ScheduledSuicide 0 points 3 yearsMay 29, 2022 23:28:31 ago (+0/-0)

No, brother. I hate all of them.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 21:38:29 ago (+2/-0)

Just like DARE and drugs.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 22:03:50 ago (+0/-0)

What does that have to do with it?

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 23:13:24 ago (+4/-0)

DARE taught kids, who knew nothing about drugs, what drugs looked like, smelled like, what they did to you, why people liked them, and how much they cost, drug use spiked in every school that introduced the program.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 08:10:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] EAT_MY_ASS_FUCKFACE 1 point 3 yearsMay 27, 2022 22:48:42 ago (+1/-0)

'til*

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 07:45:08 ago (+0/-0)

Stand down order was given.
He shot up a funeral home for 12min before entering the school.
It takes 5 min to drive thru this small town from either direction.
The truth has come out locally and folks are pissed.
Media will be deflecting from here on.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 1 point 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:47:56 ago (+1/-0)

They could slaughter an entire city at this point and all we'd hear is rumblings on the internet.

[ - ] Youdgetfuckedfaggot 0 points 3 yearsMay 28, 2022 11:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

My thoughts are usually literate