HOW TO EAT SUMMER SAUSAGE - Upgoat

HOW TO EAT SUMMER SAUSAGE
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 15:23:55 ago (+20/-1) (HDLunited)

AKA "MENNONITE SALAMI". For all of you faggots out there who enjoy a proper sandwich here's a tip that will treat your tastebuds.

Using a dense caraway rye bread, slap on several- to eight pieces of thinly sliced summer sausage, ensure that bread is buttered...now add to it old cheddar cheese and a slice of Vidalia onion and sprinkle on salt.

You won't regret it and will no doubt be looking for a way to send me money.

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[ - ] MayhemInChief 7 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 17:51:07 ago (+7/-0)

I usually have fewer steps.

1) open sausage
2) Naw on sausage

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 21:59:30 ago (+3/-0)

Thats what she said.

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 22:51:04 ago (+1/-0)*

Step 1 is the easiest way to find my dog. I think a human head would explode if it could smell sausage like a dog.

[ - ] x0x7 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:40:00 ago (+4/-0)

Rye with caraway seeds, aka jewish rye.

[ - ] mannerbund 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:58:26 ago (+3/-0)

Give me your address so I can send you a check.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:45:39 ago (+2/-0)

Step 1: Don't buy Summer Sausage.

I made the accident of buying this travesty. It tastes like someone dumped a jar of sugar in the sausage. I will try OPs advice anyway because why the fuck not?

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 19:41:03 ago (+2/-0)

You love men's cocks so obv you have no clue what good food is

[ + ] xachariah

[ - ] xachariah 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:53:42 ago (+1/-0)

There's a bunch of different summer sausages. It's a term for catchall for any sausage that's prepared so it doesn't need to be refrigerated. Eg, pepperoni is one and isn't sweet.

I wouldn't trust OP though, because rye with caraway seeds is fucking disgusting.

[ - ] 93sr20det 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:33:37 ago (+2/-0)

Isn’t rye bread preferred by Jews?

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:40:51 ago (+3/-1)

It's jewish rye only if it has caraway seeds on it, coincidentally what OP prefers.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:56:08 ago (+0/-0)

True fags.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 20:32:24 ago (+0/-0)

Cohencidentally, B needs to be gassed. I always suspected he was a jew but until this point it has never been confirmed.

Jew_Hunter will be along anytime now to count coup and collect a scalp.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 2.4 yearsJan 1, 2023 23:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

Rye bread with caraway was introduced to me as a kid by some Finnish friends, jews may have stolen the rye bread recipe, as (((they))) do everything else, but I don't really give a super human fuck, I'm not depriving myself of the food I've been eating all my life just because some faggot states that kikes like it too...unfortunately kikes also breathe the same air as we do, does that mean we should stop breathing....and why doesn't someone stop them from breathing?

[ - ] TrannyHunter 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 27, 2022 03:08:49 ago (+1/-0)

On buttered dark rye bread, fresh caraway seed sauerkraut on top of German sausage slices. Add mustard is desired. I like horseradish mustard with this meal.

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 27, 2022 17:11:25 ago (+0/-0)

Trying to out do me ?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:07:35 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:33:15 ago (+2/-0)

The sausage is already cooked, moron

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:35:40 ago (+3/-1)

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[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 17:01:12 ago (+1/-0)

Calm down, I’m messing with you

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 15:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

Will try it.

Take crypto?

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 19:04:55 ago (+0/-0)

Please send cash North to the 46th parallel via returning Canada goose.

[ - ] Epictetus 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 27, 2022 07:13:50 ago (+0/-0)

Vidalia is a short day variety. Shouldn't it be an onion variety that is grown in the north by Mennonite farmers?

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 27, 2022 00:18:45 ago (+0/-0)

Idk if any of you fags have a Buc-ee's nearby, but if you do, you should stop by and pick up some jalapeno and cheddar summer sausage. Its so fuckin good.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 19:40:25 ago (+0/-0)

Onions are fucking disgusting

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 22:45:59 ago (+0/-0)

And if Zwiebel is the last name, with or without the the rye bread, you've found the jew. Check your change, don't sign anything.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 19:28:09 ago (+0/-0)

disgusting.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 17:08:21 ago (+0/-0)

we used to get spicy sausage sandwiches on the ground floor of the Staten Island ferry terminal Manhattan side at 3 AM. I dont know what was in them but they were the hottest thing ever. Your ass would erupt like a volcano about 4 hours later.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 20:12:57 ago (+0/-0)

Jew york is for nigger commies

[ + ] coldsoak

[ - ] coldsoak 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 23:00:37 ago (+0/-0)

That was those satellite-registered sulfur eruptions from Governor's island, I remember reading about that at HQ.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:32:41 ago (+0/-0)

Now that sounds tasty! I will do this next week. Wtf is vidalia onion tho?

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 17:09:45 ago (+2/-0)

A sweet onion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidalia_onion

[ + ] IfuckedYerMum

[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 17:43:00 ago (+1/-0)

Yellow onions grown in Georgia.

[ + ] Kozel

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:55:53 ago (+0/-0)

hes brandfagging for onions

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 17:01:44 ago (+0/-0)

Ha TIL onions have brands

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 18:43:59 ago (+0/-0)

Unions grown in a soil that inhibits their production of capsicum, thus making them super mild. Some freaks will eat them raw like an apple.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 22:45:54 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting. Only the French eat onions like apples, because they are freaks

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 19:02:54 ago (+0/-0)

I could almost eat a Vidalia onion like an apple...the fag comments here re the caraway are indicative of a low IQ ✡ trying to hide it's stench. Next thing you'll read from these fags is that dill pickles are kiked too...the very same fags talk about unity and honor when in reality they don't even have the ability to make a good sandwich.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 22:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

I could almost eat a Vidalia onion like an apple

Are you French?

[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 27, 2022 17:12:15 ago (+0/-0)

RUSSIAN.

[ - ] TheViciousMrPim 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 16:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds pretty tasty

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HOW TO EAT SUMMER SAUSAGE submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 15:23:55 ago (+20/-1) (HDLunited)

HOW TO EAT SUMMER SAUSAGE
submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 3.0 yearsMay 26, 2022 15:23:55 ago (+20/-1) (HDLunited)