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How many kids have to die before I give up my guns?

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 19:10:53 ago (+50/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

ALL OF THEM!


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 21 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:14:08 ago (+21/-0)

Give the kids guns so they can shoot back.

When I was a kid the old man gutted out the hall closet and turned it into a gun case, which made sense because they were used so often that it made sense to have them accessible. Glass panel door in front of a row of rifles and shotguns. 3 drawers full of pistols, ammo and cleaning supplies.

None of them locked. Not a problem and you know why.

[ - ] Clubberlang 15 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:37:25 ago (+15/-0)

Kids weren't fuckin idiots and if your dad caught you in the gun cabinet without his supervision he'd beat your ass red.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 04:58:05 ago (+4/-0)

Ding! Ding! Ding!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 6 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:43:15 ago (+6/-0)

Not a problem and you know why.

Because he would beat you senseless if you did anything stupid with them?

My dad wasn't much into gun safety other than 'don't shoot things you don't want shot'. My brother and I would take a gun anytime we wanted. The biggest problem was getting the old man to buy more ammunition. I remember when a brick of .22LR hollow points was $5.00. They weren't the best, but the dead gophers weren't too particular. I still have guns laying about my house will full magazines. You never know when you're going to have to ventilate a zombie, nigger, or a jew.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 22:28:08 ago (+1/-0)

I still have guns laying about my house will full magazines.

Every major area has at least one. Something to help ya out should a nigger come a knockin'.

[ - ] FreeinTX 19 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 19:21:39 ago (+19/-0)

How many women have to be raped before you give up your penis?

[ - ] chrimony 15 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 21:33:18 ago (+15/-0)

How many kids have to die before swimming pools are banned? Question is never asked:

https://www.webmd.com/first-aid/news/20190607/report-hundreds-of-kids-drown-in-pools-each-year

[ - ] Belrick 3 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 22:08:03 ago (+3/-0)

So nz makes really egregious pool safety laws...

But pool drownings are a fraction of sea and river drownings.

[ - ] chrimony 9 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 23:13:48 ago (+9/-0)

They just need to outlaw rivers and the sea.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 4 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 04:41:17 ago (+4/-0)

Water; they need to eliminate water...

...and all other liquids while they're at it.

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 09:11:59 ago (+1/-0)

except Brawndo. Plants crave it!

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 0 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 09:35:14 ago (+0/-0)

I think that due to the electolytes.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 03:43:09 ago (+2/-0)

I have come close to drowning in the ocean (surfing) , and I am a very good swimmer. I know people that have drowned that spent their whole lives at the beach.

[ - ] Bonlio1 12 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 19:36:44 ago (+12/-0)

FBI is sure working overtime these days

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 7 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:43:44 ago (+7/-0)

Satan's work is never done.

[ - ] Nashorn 6 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 19:19:14 ago (+6/-0)

All of them?

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 5 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:10:24 ago (+5/-0)

Every last one of the little snot nosed booger eaters.

[ - ] yesiknow 5 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 20:06:36 ago (+5/-0)

Any quality families interested in raising good people took their kids out of school already.

Besides we keep hearing about over population so why are those kids worth more than the jewish government oxy murders?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 01:28:37 ago (+4/-0)

How many kids have to get raped before we give up our jews?

[ - ] Boardallday3 3 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 23:36:30 ago (+3/-0)

All of the jews. All of them.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 2 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 08:52:00 ago (+2/-0)

Dad got me my first gun, a single shot 410 shotgun, when I was 7. Killed soo many doves, squirrels, and turkeys with that baby. Ate what I killed too. Ever had squirrel and dumplings? Mmmmmmm.

Also, when I was a teenager and I'd get grounded, id go out in my dads gun shop amd reload .45 rounds to pass time. Filled up a whole big ammo box with .45 rounds.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 07:29:36 ago (+2/-0)

How many kids have to die before I give up my guns?

All the spic, nigger and jew kids

[ - ] Egg_whitey 2 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 04:58:36 ago (+2/-0)

jews say this as a threat, not a rhetorical question.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 23:23:47 ago (+2/-0)

"From my cold dead hands!!"

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 21:02:56 ago (+2/-0)

All of them

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 10:00:59 ago (+1/-0)

"How many kids have to die before you give up your guns?"

This always sounded like a threat to me. What they are really asking is:

"How many kids are we going to have to kill in false flag attacks before you give us what we want?"

[ - ] Greatmuta 0 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 18:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

The politicians are seething because next week's hot dog shipment got cut in half.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 10:09:45 ago (+0/-0)

you heartless, selfish white cis male !!

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 3 yearsMay 25, 2022 10:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

thankyou. you forgot white nationalist extremist