Greetings, fellow cherry pies - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Greetings, fellow cherry pies
submitted by Centaurus to funny 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 13:55:16 ago (+30/-0) (a.pomf.cat)
https://a.pomf.cat/bdplld.jpg

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 19:07:11 ago (+2/-0)

Smother his face in ice cream.

[ - ] ThisGuy 1 point 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 18:27:23 ago (+1/-0)

I hope you didn't show that to your kids. That's terrifying.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 17:42:48 ago (+1/-0)

You need some practice,unappetizing look=unappetizing taste.

You eat with your eyes first.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 17:48:49 ago (+1/-0)

I dare you to say that to his face.

[ - ] derpfroot 3 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 17:09:25 ago (+3/-0)

Was he 'bated to death?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 17:20:06 ago (+2/-0)

He overdosed on foreskins.

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 22:49:22 ago (+0/-0)

Gassed by delousing agent in a large room with wooden doors that swing both ways.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 14:34:25 ago (+2/-0)

"That's a great look for you shlomo"

[ - ] Fascinus 4 points 3 yearsMay 24, 2022 14:19:49 ago (+4/-0)

Fresh out of the oven. The way it ought to be.