Clense Well - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Clense Well
submitted by Sh1tt1ngMys3lf to pics 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 07:39:19 ago (+55/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 12:54:46 ago (+2/-0)

Antisemitick

[ - ] cb1 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 15:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

Havent seen much on it but know it was a conspiracy theory a few years back, but my brothers SIL got bit by a tick that made her allergic to red meat. I don't believe it was permanent. But its definitely real. Wife told me (out of the blue) she seen an article recently that said those ticks are abundant this year.

Fuck Bill Gates

Lonestar Tick, alpha gal

[ + ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf [op] 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 17:09:29 ago (+2/-0)

If I get bit by that tick it will be time to go. 3/4 of what I eat is red meat.

[ + ] GhostCow

[ - ] GhostCow 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 17:33:13 ago (+3/-0)

Take some elites with you

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 17:08:11 ago (+1/-0)

That's a real thing. I met someone who has it and they said it is unfortunately permanent.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 11:39:34 ago (+0/-0)

Cleanse

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 07:44:13 ago (+0/-0)

Where’d you put it?

[ + ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 07:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

It burned up in an unfortunate oven accident.

[ + ] Lordbananafist

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 08:11:49 ago (+1/-0)

Lol In a centralized facility?

Do you have paperwork showing its presence at departure and on arrival?

[ + ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 08:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

As the removal was being performed in an industrial kitchen, the parasite fell into the oven and the door was hit by a knee. A most unfortunate outcome. Paperwork has been filed with OSHA detailing the accident. There was no paperwork detailing the initial infection.

[ + ] Lordbananafist

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 08:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

who signed it?

[ + ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 09:35:41 ago (+1/-0)

NoseferaJew

[ + ] Lordbananafist

[ - ] Lordbananafist 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 09:37:05 ago (+0/-0)

well he's going to need to be scheduled for additional training and counseling.

[ + ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf [op] 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 17, 2022 10:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

You will have to contact him directly. He saw this as an opportunity to strike out on his own and tendered his resignation shortly after.