The chinks used to have river dolphins until they polluted the shit out of their rivers and murdered them. Last known member of the species died in 2002.
"The animal has been photographed by local charter boat Captain Erik Rue, 42, who has been studying the dolphin since it first surfaced in Lake Calcasieu, an inland saltwater estuary, north of the Gulf of Mexico in south-west Louisiana. Rue originally saw the rare albino dolphin, which also has reddish eyes, swimming with a pod of four other dolphins."
[ + ] heebiejeebies
[ - ] heebiejeebies 6 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:51:13 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] DukeofRaul
[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 17:43:04 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 14:08:42 ago (+3/-0)
Though you can't tell from the picture, they're actually pink: https://files.catbox.moe/f780ac.png
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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 15:36:57 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 15:38:33 ago (+1/-0)
@IFuckDolphinsEveryDay
[ + ] ruck_feddit
[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 16:02:19 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] CHIRO
[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:17:45 ago (+2/-0)
Someone just needs to photoshop the tiny hat on, and flip the fins so they're rubbing.
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[ - ] GOATMAN 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 20:51:52 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] DukeofRaul
[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 17:47:18 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 18:10:39 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager
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[ + ] Ozark
[ - ] Ozark 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 10:52:51 ago (+0/-0)
Louisiana has pink lake dolphins.
[ + ] Clueless_Enigma
[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:29:47 ago (+3/-0)
Ur Gay
[ + ] Ozark
[ - ] Ozark -1 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:39:35 ago (+0/-1)
Try again faggot.
[ + ] Clueless_Enigma
[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 12:17:30 ago (+1/-0)
Ur mum gay too
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[ + ] DeMotivator
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[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 13:17:35 ago (+1/-0)
The world needs...@DeMotivator!
[ + ] DeMotivator
[ - ] DeMotivator 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 15, 2022 13:19:29 ago (+0/-0)
try harder faggot, you reply to me yet ping me all the same time @system
my milk is sour