Build - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

imagine being a kike like you, thinking what people think of you doesn't matter, then trying to peddle your nonsense here. We know you are a kike. It makes your efforts less then meaningless, it only motivates us more.

Enjoy your stay here kike, losing your slaves will expose just how useless your kind really is.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 20:32:41 ago (+0/-0)*

You must be an elite special forces commando in real life

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 22:07:28 ago (+0/-0)

On reddit

[ - ] ModernGuilt 7 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 09:30:43 ago (+7/-0)

27x27 house? I guess thats more like the tool shed

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 09:44:04 ago (+2/-0)

My only compliant with this setup is the windmill location. The FBI/Hoards of niggers can take that out with it being so close to the edge of the property. That needs to be closer to the house. Unless it's a trap.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 09:23:12 ago (+2/-0)

But where will I put my sprawling composite deck with the giant umbrella and mah BARBECUE GRILL! What about the POOL? How's about the stamped concrete with my LANDSCAPE PAVER FIREPIT in the middle (I use it twice a year!).

{please visit your nearest Home Depot for more information about the items featured in the above comment}

[ + ] Deleted

[ - ] deleted 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 09:32:59 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 09:36:42 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not. I just failed to do a good job making the kind of joke I wanted to make. I just built a pretty elaborate firepit for a friend last summer. And grilled food is one of the best parts of warm weather.

I had an idea in mind with my comment, something like the cookie-cutter baby boomer vision of the suburban backyard, with no proclivity for function, but just the status signal of having the right items and the level lawn. Maybe a consumerist critique. Or I'm just tense today reading all of this nonsense about the mass shooter.

[ + ] Paradoxical003

[ - ] Paradoxical003 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 09:39:35 ago (+1/-0)

The plans could easily be modified to include pretty much anything you desire.

You'd have to scale back some stuff to put it in though.

[ + ] MasklessTheGreat

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 10:02:25 ago (+2/-0)

Or buy a bigger plot of land.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 10:26:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, you could eliminate the raised horseshoe beds (labeled RC1) and have the space for a small deck or paver patio with some outdoor furniture and your grill.

I also think @MasklessTheGreat makes a good point; although it depends on where you live. If you purchased a few acres of land, most of this plan can be extended by a radius and leave you with some lawn space right off the back of the home. We could treat the plan in this image as a 'what you can do if your space is minimal' situation.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 22:09:53 ago (+1/-0)

I just failed to do a good job making the kind of joke I wanted to make

Can confirm.

[ + ] CHIRO

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 23:35:40 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks Clubber.

[ - ] RecycledElectrons 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 15:22:26 ago (+1/-0)

What climate zone is that for?

I'm in 8a.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 22:08:34 ago (+0/-0)

So they can catch how quickly the 👃 shapeshifts in real time

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 10:39:10 ago (+1/-0)

Self sufficient? That’s a lot of work, like all day, every day.

[ + ] RomanSalute

[ - ] RomanSalute 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 13:23:41 ago (+1/-0)

My first thought was, "Wow. I'm going to need a lot of children to make this work". The house will definitely need to be a bit bigger to accommodate all of them.

[ + ] localsal

[ - ] localsal 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly.

The modern conveniences really do make life a lot easier.

Now add in the pests (animals and humans/niggers) that will take what they want, and either more time is needed for guarding, or there will be less harvest.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 08:47:43 ago (+1/-0)

Is that a nigger in the field?

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 08:29:36 ago (+1/-0)

Risk of infection, disease and pests goes through the roof when you have massive rows of mono-cultures.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 22:06:23 ago (+0/-0)

Is this where the Mexicans live?

[ - ] Cunt 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 17:28:00 ago (+0/-0)

Wow somebody really loves asparagus! I like asparagus, but it takes years to grow and you get a tiny amount from the large space, I would not waste that much space on it.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 22:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

This place smells weird

[ - ] Epictetus 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 15:14:20 ago (+0/-0)

I tried a method similar to this early on. It is clearly made by someone with some experience, but not nearly enough.

[ - ] I_am_baal 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 14:14:10 ago (+0/-0)

Automate the food production, and I'd be happy with that. I'm in the process of starting a garden this year. So, that's exciting.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:39:17 ago (+0/-0)

I want dimensions.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 11:28:22 ago (+0/-0)

I love the horseshoe planters. I want to build some for my house.

[ - ] Greatmuta 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 10:06:30 ago (+0/-0)

The work. The work!

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 07:56:07 ago (+0/-0)

Harvest Moon IRL.

[ - ] beece 0 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 07:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

Damned well thought out. Impressive!

[ - ] diggernicks -4 points 2 yearsMay 15, 2022 08:35:31 ago (+0/-4)

You took a break from licking your govts boots to research that?

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