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Meet John Blanke, Henry VIII’s highly favoured trumpeter and the face of Black Tudor England

submitted by Spaceman84 to fakenews 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 18:53:20 ago (+3/-0)     (www.classicfm.com)

https://www.classicfm.com/discover-music/john-blanke-henry-viii-black-trumpeter/

TIL niggers went to England at least 2000 years ago.

What a load of shit.


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[ - ] HughBriss 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 11, 2022 09:52:52 ago (+1/-0)

I don't believe a word of this. They are either completely making it up by lying about what these old documents say, or else they have fabricated them and inserted them into the royal historical records. There were no niggers in England.

There may be a slight chance that this man did exist, but he would most likely have been taken to England from somewhere -- who knows where -- and like Squanto, given an education and taught how to behave in English society. His presence in court as a trumpeter would have been seen as Henry displaying his trophies and nothing more.

[ - ] Glowbright 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 22:10:15 ago (+1/-0)

The first time Blanke appeared on record was when he wrote directly to King Henry VIII to request a pay rise, when he found out the other trumpeters in court were earning more than him.

lol, This story is as good as the 1619 project. CRT being written in to the history books as we watch.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 0 points 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 23:59:42 ago (+0/-0)

He also got more bitches than the other trumpeter and he had a big ass dick, sheeeeit blanke be a gangsta yo!

[ - ] Nashorn 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 20:11:47 ago (+1/-0)*

One black guy gets mentioned as a trumpet player for Henry the VIII and suddenly English and European history is all nogs.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2.0 yearsMay 10, 2022 23:57:50 ago (+1/-0)

The whole royal family are black but the inbreeding made them while.bbc says so