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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:22:01 ago (+0/-2)

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[ + ] FUBAR

[ - ] FUBAR 8 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:22:52 ago (+8/-0)

Suck it, dial.

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:23:25 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] Weredawg 9 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:24:27 ago (+9/-0)

That's what dial would say.

[ - ] deleted -3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:25:30 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] diggernicks 6 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:27:29 ago (+6/-0)

Dial under the influence of too many wine coolers detected

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:13:56 ago (+3/-0)

And jenkem

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:14:35 ago (+3/-0)

Bath salts

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:17:55 ago (+2/-0)

Carpet parmesan!

https://files.catbox.moe/k079uv.png

[ - ] diggernicks 7 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:24:40 ago (+7/-0)

[ - ] deleted -4 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:35:09 ago (+0/-4)

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[ - ] deleted 6 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:14:13 ago (+6/-0)

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[ - ] account deleted by user [op] 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:22:52 ago (+3/-2)

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[ - ] deleted -3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 15:29:58 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] Ozark 5 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 14:07:36 ago (+5/-0)

The surgeon said that you're supposed to dialate in a clean bathtub.

[ - ] TheGardener 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:33:01 ago (+4/-0)

lick it from the floor

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:34:12 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:12:56 ago (+4/-0)

Mom's spaghetti.

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[ - ] TheGardener 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:41:20 ago (+2/-0)

so how you know than it's 5'4" blood spot? I think you lie.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:06:55 ago (+4/-0)

Just throw a rug over that spot.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:20:27 ago (+3/-0)

Buffalo bill style all skin area rug

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A5QaeQiO3d0

[ - ] diggernicks 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:20:23 ago (+2/-0)

Burn down the structure its inside

Problem solved

[ - ] account deleted by user [op] -3 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 12:21:29 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:15:18 ago (+5/-0)

Did you shove a glass jar up your butt again?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:21:35 ago (+1/-2)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 13:22:54 ago (+2/-0)

Fire fixes everything!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 8, 2022 16:49:58 ago (+2/-0)

dump paint on it...'I am so clumsy, lol!' The you can take your time to replace the carpet without worrying about the blood being seen.