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Starting this sub off: Kosher Cola

submitted by MichaelStewart to DissectingKikes 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:19:02 ago (+1/-0)     (DissectingKikes)

We all know soda is just Brawndo, but this sub is intended to get to the bottom of jews, and why they do, what they jew.

Example: Kosher Coca-Cola. https://www.thekitchn.com/kosher-for-passover-coca-cola-23138910?amp=1

You may have heard about this. Basically the same as what you’d call mexican coke in a glass bottle, instead, it comes in a 2 liter so that soyjack and his friends who want a taste of the good life can discover what coke made with real sugar instead of that high fructose corn syrup bullshit that everything is laced with, but still getting themselves exposed to the microplastics as they stock up on yellow-capped 2L’s that are stamped with "O-U-P," the Passover kosher certification symbol of the Orthodox Union.

Jews literally do this because, could they release a version of Coke that doesn’t taste like shit, the rest of the year? Probably not. Coca Cola really only tastes good in a glass bottle. But it is indeed very jewish of them.

Fuck these kikes..


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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

If you want to know why the jews, jew. then start here, it explains everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWqO-V02IzQ

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:24:57 ago (+1/-0)

I'm waiting for kosher pulled pork

[ - ] MichaelStewart [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:28:54 ago (+1/-0)

Abigail Shapiro gave me a titwank under the table, there’s your pulled pork.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:33:59 ago (+1/-0)

Now I'm sad :(

[ - ] MichaelStewart [op] 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:39:35 ago (+1/-0)

Jewboob, and what they say about khazar milkers, it’s all true.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:44:06 ago (+1/-0)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:00:33 ago (+1/-0)

Do the nipples actually taste like pepperoni or do they just look like that?

[ - ] MichaelStewart [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:09:16 ago (+0/-0)

Tasted like dreidel clay.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:13:33 ago (+1/-0)

How do you know what that tastes like?

[ - ] MichaelStewart [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:15:53 ago (+0/-0)*

In elementary school, one of the kikes I went to school with sharedey culcha.

I learned all about the spinning game. One of the rules is that jews get to suck baby benis, and film it.