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It finally happened bros. I got the coof.

submitted by scoopadoop to TellUpgoat 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 15:25:58 ago (+29/-4)     (TellUpgoat)

literally 2 days of body aches and then my fever broke. this virus is a pussy.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 15:39:15 ago (+10/-0)

RIP in peace

[ - ] MichaelStewart 3 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 17:07:35 ago (+3/-0)

I wonder if OP got the Positive Test, produced by (((Abbot Laboratories))), or the Negative Test?

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:09:37 ago (+3/-0)

Imagine catching covid when it's not even cool anymore

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

OMLegit even it's not ever trending in my soeshul meejyah feed!even!

[ - ] account deleted by user 3 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:03:52 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:44:08 ago (+4/-0)

Only niggers get that award!

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:45:22 ago (+2/-0)

You can only get the coof if you get tested for the coof. Only fags get tested. You should kill yourself. Please livestream killing of self. Fag.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:21:43 ago (+2/-0)

You got sick; congratulations.

Next, let us know when you lose your virginity. (With a woman; the fag shit you can keep to yourself.)

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2022 00:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

fag shit

Fitting choice of words since sodomy is literally involved with shit

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:16:55 ago (+2/-0)

You get all sorts of diseases from gay sex. Why do we care?

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

It's the poppers, man. They weaken the immune system....

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:26:31 ago (+0/-0)

Again, why do we care? Not applicable.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

Because they don't weaken the immune system fast enough or drastically enough. The fags can linger on harboring some pathogen that mutates into something more pervasive. When diagnosed with AIDS a fag should be immediately terminated and its body burned.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 20:28:14 ago (+0/-0)

Lies. I love poppers. Haven't been sick in over 5 years.

[ - ] Laputois 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:47:48 ago (+2/-0)

Wait for the lingering symptoms. Virus are capable of finding a nice hiding place and coming out when your immune system is low.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:15:39 ago (+2/-0)

Not if you have strong healthy functioning innate immune system.
Get them immune system levels up faggots ...

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 20:15:51 ago (+1/-0)

me too but i didnt make a blog post about it like a faggot

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:39:22 ago (+2/-1)

You’re going to die!

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:22:20 ago (+0/-0)

Horribly or peacefully?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:47:32 ago (+2/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:48:14 ago (+1/-0)

Its going to be horribly peaceful. Or peacefully horrible.

[ - ] Boardallday3 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:16:23 ago (+1/-0)

I think I've had it too. Similar more than mild cold like symptoms a month ago. I wasn't about to get my nose raped again to get tested for it though. I took some sick days and avoided contact best I could for a week. That's the solution to this. It's just some engineered flu.

[ - ] account deleted by user 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 17:26:28 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:40:42 ago (+1/-0)

The media says you're gonna die so bye bro!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2022 08:21:02 ago (+0/-0)

And even if not, long covid will get ya.

Take the 5 shots (no its really 5 now in some countries)

[ - ] mongre 0 points 2 yearsMay 8, 2022 08:04:09 ago (+0/-0)

You have the flu, faggot

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:55:13 ago (+0/-0)

How many deddeds?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:54:56 ago (+0/-0)

Gene therapy is the only way out of this!

It's fluid settled soyence!

It could have been worse!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:43:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] JewNitedStates 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 21:18:34 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, I literally got the shit and had some slight pressure behind my eyes and had a slight headache.
I took two Tylenol and felt 100% better. I was literally up and moving around as normal, albeit, a bit tired.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:57:56 ago (+0/-0)

I...had some slight pressure behind my eyes and had a slight headache.

You know your not obligated to blow Uncledoug? You can say no.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 20:47:11 ago (+0/-0)

Winter of DEATH!

[ - ] scoopadoop [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

but it's spring

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 23:41:02 ago (+0/-0)

You should already be dead; you're behind schedule!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:12:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 22:58:45 ago (+2/-0)

So a normal weekend.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 19:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

Breath into a jar and mail it to me. I haven’t gotten it yet, I want to get it over with so I can easily survive and laugh at all the idiots I know that took the jabs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 23:00:43 ago (+0/-0)

Just don't sit down when you breath it in. It gets confused.

Make sure your standing.

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:53:57 ago (+0/-0)

The virus is a fucking pussy. Knock it out into outer fucking space with your immune system made by God uncontaminated with the poisonous fruit of corrupt men.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:53:38 ago (+0/-1)

Your a stroked pussy for going public bitch ass fool.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 23:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

Nigga went scr8 west coast awniz ayyusss!!

[ - ] Lordbananafist -2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 15:31:23 ago (+2/-4)

Shut up kike

[ - ] diggernicks 4 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 15:41:26 ago (+5/-1)

You nig nogs calling everyone you disagree with kike is weak

Its the equivalent of of leftist calling everyone they don't like "racist"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 15:47:02 ago (+5/-0)

Whatever you say, bagel snatcher.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 15:48:03 ago (+1/-2)

Stay asshurt over everyone who disagrees with you cunt.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:17:52 ago (+1/-1)

lol

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:17:39 ago (+0/-0)

Are you saying that kikes aren't kikes though????

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 18:25:22 ago (+0/-0)

New here eh?

[ - ] Shotinthedark 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:41:22 ago (+1/-0)

Thats exactly what a racist would say!

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:49:08 ago (+0/-1)

Sounds right

I am racist

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 23:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

Hi five! Wait that's the Aryan Salut! What's going on here?!

[ - ] Lordbananafist -2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:25:07 ago (+0/-2)

Lol a grand equivalency indeed

Indeed indeed

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:26:34 ago (+2/-1)

Don't be mad over the truth

That's just womanly and acting like a democrat

[ - ] Lordbananafist -2 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:32:16 ago (+0/-2)

Sounds emotional

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 16:34:10 ago (+1/-2)

Emo even

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 23:03:44 ago (+0/-0)

Do you need black nail polish a razon and an Avril Lavigne album?

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsMay 7, 2022 23:12:03 ago (+0/-0)