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New Sports Team

submitted by NotSure to 4Chan 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 17:36:31 ago (+60/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 18 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 19:54:48 ago (+18/-0)

Might as well post this again:

Two American Indians unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, @Goatslayer walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"

The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and sips his beer. His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Coyote Fucker, what did you do that for?" Coyote Fucker replies, "Because he said something about getting a job!"

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 22:17:44 ago (+1/-0)

fukn A!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 22:10:23 ago (+1/-0)

Very underrated comment!

[ - ] Monica 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 12:29:10 ago (+1/-0)

I've always wondered "how can I upvoat something twice".

Double post the joke. Problem solved.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 11 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 17:57:56 ago (+12/-1)

No one cares what featherniggers think.

[ - ] NationalSocialism 9 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 19:10:19 ago (+9/-0)

Imagine…Everyone giving a Roman salute when the Caucasians score!

[ - ] deleted 5 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 21:14:03 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] x0x7 9 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 18:27:45 ago (+9/-0)

Meanwhile the Vikings exists. If you wanted to be as prissy about it as they are you would argue Vikings and Scandinavians aren't the same thing and the Vikings were specifically the ones traveling to other lands raping and pillaging.

But the intent behind the name is that they are badass, same as Redskins. If we were as good at manufacturing victimhood and offense as other groups we would have just as much material to work with.

[ - ] Rob3122 4 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 20:57:34 ago (+4/-0)

Iceland embraced the Minnesota Vikings and even gave them their famous skol chant from their soccer team.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkAfIGZCMJ8

Now every Vikings home game starts with that awesome skol chant like this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BkzBnQAby4g

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 23:45:20 ago (+1/-0)*

So then why can't the real life Redskins embrace the Redskins?

Also, kicking of an event with, "Hey, this guy shot this other guy." Huge idiocracy vibes.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 04:41:47 ago (+1/-0)

Because the jews told them to be offended about it. Prairie niggers didn't give a single shit until it became popular to do so.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 17:23:39 ago (+0/-0)

Because non-whites are overly sensitive wastes of human flesh.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 15:05:05 ago (+1/-0)

That Skol chant reminds me of the records they have of when the Germans would attack Roman armies. The Romans were afraid of the forests because of this stuff. Being that a "tall" legionnaire was what, 5'1"? Up against what must seem like giants of 6'5" to them.

And walking through the mists of the dark forest they would hear it. The German/Celtic tribesman raising his shield, and "singing" a deep chant, hidden in the trees and bush, the mists only revealing a few of them at a time. Never really knowing exactly where they were or how many of them were there.

Until they strike.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 20:16:03 ago (+6/-0)

Go palefaces!

Fuckin retard indians dont get that it was a compliment.

Now we have to root for teams like “The Rockies” and “The Jazz”. Because we live in bizarro world but its way GAYER than we had ever dreamed.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 22:46:54 ago (+0/-0)

I would hazard a guess that the majority of people complaining about this are either tel-aviv yellowskins or on their payroll.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 3.0 yearsMay 1, 2022 23:54:04 ago (+2/-0)

The majority of Indians support the Redskins. Basically Indians still associate with tribes and there are one or two otherwise inconsequential tribes out there that are very litigious and PC and of course corporate America is way to receptive of their complaints.

Here's a good CGP Grey on it. Most Indians prefer Indian over Native American but they've grown to accept it because the pretty much only get called Native Americans these days.

[ - ] derpfroot 4 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 19:13:33 ago (+4/-0)

I have that shirt! My favorite!

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 3 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 21:13:22 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, i don't get this shit at all; "how dare you pay homage to my heritage!" I'm sure dutch-americans would love windmills and wooden shoes on everyone at halloween, and have sportsball teams named after them.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 21:32:44 ago (+3/-0)

When did the irish ever object to the fighting irish and that little pugnacious leprachaun mascot? Its just jews putting them up to this shit.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 21:09:07 ago (+2/-0)

ITs okay chief firewater go drink your irrelevant problems away.

[ - ] gardella 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 20:29:33 ago (+2/-0)

just bought! Thank you for the wardrobe suggestion

[ - ] SocksOnCats 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 18:57:02 ago (+2/-0)

Hah! I’d wear that shirt! Wow it would piss off some people where I live. I’d love that.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 18:54:00 ago (+2/-0)*

Original opening game the Redskins football team gave the Redskin Indian tribe homage honoring the elders of the tribe.

Yes they were called that

Red skins were North American tribes in, now, Canada. (They called us 'white skins' and were friendly.) The name was actually translated from French Canadian. So, it was originally "Rogue skin" or whatever skin means in french.

It wasnt derogatory. It was just their name that they adopted in french/english, and called themselves that.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 20:15:35 ago (+3/-0)

Why read and understand history when you can ignorantly call it all racist to fit a jew agenda?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 23:22:29 ago (+1/-0)

Teepee nigger thinks it's smart but is too stupid to see that it's feelings are irrelevant.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 22:35:08 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] amaka 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 14:45:44 ago (+0/-0)

Caucasian includes goatfuckers and pajeets, might as well include amerindian. Anyone using caucasian to describe white/european people is legit retarded.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 11:47:56 ago (+0/-0)

Dumb fucking teepee rat.

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 09:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

What? Indifferent?

[ - ] Scyber 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 02:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

That pic is so old.

[ - ] dalai_llama 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 02:07:24 ago (+0/-0)

Patriots, Vikings, and Texans already exist. What a fucking idiot.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 2, 2022 01:07:59 ago (+0/-0)

I always liked the old "Fightin' Whities" meme.

[ - ] con77 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 22:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

at least were not crybaby prarie cavemen

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 20:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

Indians play sports?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 18:20:59 ago (+0/-0)

No, I don't know. I've never been that much of an oversensitive pussy. No wonder you lost the home team advantage.