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Buy a fucking commercial mop and clean your filthy jew floors.

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 19:44:46 ago (+14/-2)     (whatever)

Mops from the grocery store are shit. They are irritating to use and the end result is that you don't use them. 30+ bucks for the 'good' ones and those are still shit. Commercial mops maybe cost 60-80 bucks for the whole package. They will last a lifetime and you can even pretend that you work at McDonald's again. Yes, thay are more expensive but they actually work and you actually have clean floors.


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[ - ] deleted 8 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:12:21 ago (+8/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 5 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:20:05 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] 2Drunk 5 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:36:09 ago (+5/-0)

If you can spot one jew there are several hundred in hiding. The only solution is to remove them all.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:52:54 ago (+3/-0)

WHEEL OF FISH!
YOU SO STUPID!

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 3 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:24:48 ago (+3/-0)

Stanley Spedowski!

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:46:40 ago (+2/-0)

These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:18:08 ago (+1/-0)

He's thinking 'bout SOMETHIN' ORANGE!

[ - ] Lordbananafist 4 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:08:03 ago (+4/-0)

If you wash your rope looking commercial mop in the washing machine, zip it up with zip ties beforehand. Or you’re buying another one.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:09:12 ago (+1/-0)

I just wash my ropes

[ - ] Lordbananafist 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:12:17 ago (+1/-0)

I did that once

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:13:29 ago (+0/-0)

I do it always

Even the string that holds the thermometer on the side of the pool needs washing occasionally

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:25:01 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't know this was a future requirement. Will keep an eye for rope washing.

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:57:42 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes the rope gets bloody if you drop the jew too hard. After several of these misfortunes you will need to wash the rope.

[ - ] Spaceman84 4 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:06:45 ago (+4/-0)

Modern whores only use swiffer wetjet.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:19:08 ago (+0/-0)

Not if you pay them to use a proper mop instead!

[ - ] maroni 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

Potent.

[ - ] I_am_baal 3 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:33:29 ago (+3/-0)

I want to make a mop out of jews. They'll talk about it for ages, and nobody will believe them. I will become infamous.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:19:44 ago (+1/-0)

That would make everything dirtier and horribler instead of cleaner!

You're not a very good inventor.

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:40:46 ago (+1/-0)

I have not failed. I have simply found one way not to build a mop. I must try again.

[ - ] OriginalGoat 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:18:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'll ask my wife if she's pleased with her mop.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:21:32 ago (+2/-0)

She will be disappointed.

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

Just like in the bed room

[ - ] OriginalGoat 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:07:28 ago (+1/-0)

No she's happy with the bedroom. I just built a new bed for her.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:08:20 ago (+1/-0)

giggity

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:15:33 ago (+1/-0)

Wood by any chance? I need to build (or buy) a new bed frame myself. Old one wore out from all the thrusting.

[ - ] OriginalGoat 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:31:07 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah it's wood. You should build one.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:02:36 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. I probably should. The task list keeps growing....

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:32:00 ago (+0/-0)

O-Cedar spin mops are bad ass.
They wash and they last

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:19:17 ago (+1/-0)

Just like a mop-nado? I say gimmick!

[ - ] ThisGuy 0 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

You get what you pay for. Thanks for the heads up.

[ - ] Leafonthewind 0 points 3 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:53:50 ago (+0/-0)

Hands and knees.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 06:55:16 ago (+0/-0)

Mop?for touching up sure but the only way to make sure the floors are really clean is hands and knees. It's a lost art.

[ - ] breh 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 08:54:33 ago (+0/-0)

Always buy the best example of everything and you will save much more money in the long run. Just don't waste money on a name or unnecessary features.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory

[ - ] Teefinyomouf 0 points 3 yearsMay 1, 2022 10:48:31 ago (+0/-0)

If you get a metal mop clamp make sure it's stainless steel, otherwise inevitably you'll have a rusty mess at some point. But for most floors you'll probably want plastic so it won't scratch. The best is a stainless steel clamp with plastic pads where it might contact the floor, but I don't even know where to find one of these.