All Hail Elon: Our Most Recent Savior Has Arrived! - Upgoat

Thats the contract he signed with satan for becoming a billionnaire. His soul is now his, and for the rest of his miserable life, he will be his golem.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 1 point 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:13:46 ago (+1/-0)

Don't assume he is human and has a soul.

Here is an interesting comment from somebody on a recent ZeroHedge article:

Last1Out
As for possession. I have been an exorcist (if you want to call it that) now for 22 years. Does take place today just like you read about in the ancient texts just not advertised and hidden not the least by charlatans and people who are just hysterical or want attention. These events are not usually as sensational as you might see in the movies about the subject but if you witness one it will leave you unshakably convinced of the existence of the world behind the world - names out of history, people with little or no education speak phrases in Ugarit, Urdu, Aramaic or ancient Greek. One thing that these entities have repeated now over hundreds of events, "it is the end" and they are clearly not happy about it. Everything that I have seen unfold in the world since this journey began for me has supported that statement screamed out of the distress of a demonic being.

And if you wonder, most people, I'll say it again for emphasis. most people are not people.

[ + ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -1 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:05:46 ago (+0/-1)

well he hasn't done much yet, i daresay satan's been a tad lazy in employing him

[ - ] knightwarrior41 4 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:56:39 ago (+4/-0)

musk fans often forgets that he wants to implant you with a chip in to your brain also

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/uf3s45/king_troll_elon_is_now_trolling_klaus_schwab_by/

King Troll Elon is now trolling Klaus Schwab by pushing every single agenda of the World Economic Forum

[ - ] Version6 4 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 19:46:40 ago (+5/-1)

Anyone downvoting this is deluding themselves.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -7 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:11:44 ago (+1/-8)

Internet points dont matter

Anyone mistakenly thinking they do should off themselves/gb2reddit

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:47:49 ago (+2/-0)

Downvote for visibility

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:51:28 ago (+1/-1)

your asshurt is showing

Contain it milady

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:22:16 ago (+2/-0)

I’m being sincere ffs. Omg where’s you irony-detector ?!? Is it… up your ass?

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:36:12 ago (+1/-1)

sounds like you speak from first hand experience

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:57:42 ago (+1/-0)

First ass experience.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:01:04 ago (+1/-0)

Fist ass experience maybe

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:08:53 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.catbox.moe/85r5qr.jpg

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:59:38 ago (+0/-0)

plz get tetanis vaccine immediately... iron dildoes may have toxic ferimones

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 01:07:19 ago (+0/-0)

The only metal thats around me is my tinfoil hat and condom I wear 24/7

[ - ] Broc_Liath 2 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 05:44:17 ago (+2/-0)

It amazes me how people still think Obama was a moderate. He essentially just kept doing all the shit that everyone hated Bush for and turned the dial up to 11 on domestic aggression.

[ - ] account deleted by user 2 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 01:03:32 ago (+3/-1)

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[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:28:44 ago (+2/-0)

Supported Obama. Doesn't see his connection to the insanity now.

His a fucking moron.

[ - ] deleted 2 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 19:19:18 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 4 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 19:33:17 ago (+4/-0)

LOL; the do-nothing, copers are already starting to downvote.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -7 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:12:27 ago (+1/-8)

Internet points do not matter

Go back to reddit where you belong nigger

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:48:18 ago (+0/-0)

This

[ - ] SecretHitler 1 point 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 00:09:23 ago (+1/-0)

Why is your every 3rd post about Elon? Like, you're being consistent but spreading them out so there's always a couple posts in between.

Is this some kind of campaign?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 05:59:22 ago (+1/-1)

Conservatism has become so pathetic that an admitted and open leftist can be their heroic figure. Very sad, many such cases.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 0 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 06:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

Conservatives have conserved nothing — absolutely nothing. They cope by thinking they are slowing the move towards a degenerate leftist hell, but most are actually helping the descent.

Comfort and Consooming are two very dangerous drugs.

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 0 points 2 yearsMay 1, 2022 05:54:52 ago (+0/-0)

Just live in a moment and enjoy all the kvetching from kikes and lefties, if these people kvetch you know at least something is being done right.

[ - ] giantprick 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:06:28 ago (+1/-1)

I love how potentially the best thing that's happened to oppose leftist extremism is still being shat on

Must be a mental health issue. Can't be happy for the wins

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:45:22 ago (+0/-0)

He said he wanted to be disliked by both the “left” and the “right” so I guess you’re playing your part

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

And so are you...so are you.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:45:05 ago (+0/-0)

Both sides hate you equally but show it differently.

Plus he has fuck you money.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck [op] 2 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 23:04:30 ago (+2/-0)

The fact that he has that kind of money should be an enormous red flag, but in the religion of Consooming being rich makes you a god.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

Thats not accurate at all. What's happening is more "left" people are being labeled as conservatives because the left is moving so far into clownworld normal people aren't putting up with it anymore.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 22:34:49 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah. We need to give our paychecks to niggers but the mandatory literal ass rapings are just TOO MUCH!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

fuck this goony lookin kike.

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 20:46:41 ago (+0/-0)

I want to believe!!

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:07:57 ago (+0/-1)

That your bf who puts on a dress is female right?

[ + ] shitface9000

[ - ] shitface9000 0 points 2 yearsApr 30, 2022 21:25:37 ago (+0/-0)