Walked into my 17 year old daughters room this morning to let her know breakfast is ready and I look to what she was watching and it was a white dude eating a nigger mans ass. I immediately smashed the tv to the ground and started berating her. She told me it was a "hit tv show" that all her friends are watching. WHAT IN THE GODDAMN IS GOING ON?! IM TIRED OF ALL THIS SHIT!!!
Update: she is now grounded for the weekend for being belligerent with me after i told her to buy her own tv.
In the early 90’s, I had to break up with a girl over her badgering about her wanting to eat my ass. I could hit that Sarlacc with an entire roll of quarters at the car wash and still not get it clean enough for an inspection. She didn’t know what she was asking. Her ass tasted like strawberry starburst. Mine was very different. My friends thought I was nuts to let this little succubus go, but I just couldn’t do it. It was for her own good.
PearofAnguishJuniorManager -3 points 2.0 years ago
In the early 90’s, I had to break up with a girl over her badgering about her wanting to eat my ass. I could hit that Sarlacc with an entire roll of quarters at the car wash and still not get it clean enough for an inspection. She didn’t know what she was asking. Her ass tasted like strawberry starburst. Mine was very different. My friends thought I was nuts to let this little succubus go, but I just couldn’t do it. It was for her own good.