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DISCUSS: Your dog doesn't wipe his ass everytime it shits, but you do! Why!

submitted by deleted to whatever 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 15:07:56 ago (+2/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 15:23:03 ago (+6/-0)

Dogs lick their assholes. I'm alright using toilet paper and wet wipes thank you very much.

[ - ] martinistirred 1 point 2.4 yearsApr 30, 2022 07:35:57 ago (+1/-0)

When a dog poops, an extra layer of the skin comes outwards from the butthole and folds back in after the pooping has commenced. So outer skin doesn't actually touch the poop. Unlike cats who have to lick themselves clean. Now that's the stuff that makes FACTS fun.

[ - ] NeoNazirite 2 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 15:16:07 ago (+2/-0)

If you ate right and squatted to poop, you wouldn't need to wipe either. Gotta watch them dingleberries though, but that goes for dogs as well.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 15:21:00 ago (+2/-0)

Dangusberries?

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 2.4 yearsMay 1, 2022 01:08:15 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe cause I don't like caked shit on my butthole? And unlike a dog, I don't take a sleigh-ride across the grass (or carpet) when the dirty butt starts to itch.

[ - ] Laputois 1 point 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 15:32:20 ago (+1/-0)

You are nasty if you do not use a bidet. I have not used toilet paper for years. Reminds me of niggers and natives using corn cobs, leafs and twigs in the woods.

[ - ] KINGMELL0 1 point 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 16:02:40 ago (+1/-0)

Thats not the Merican way

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 1 point 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 16:46:09 ago (+1/-0)

Bidets are nasty and spray shit water everywhere.

[ - ] Laputois 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 30, 2022 09:30:52 ago (+0/-0)

You are not supposed to use your water hose hick.

[ - ] noonefromnowhere 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 30, 2022 12:31:45 ago (+0/-0)

Bidets still spray water everywhere you filthy frog.

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 19:27:41 ago (+1/-0)

I always just use your mothers tongue

Works great

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 20:47:01 ago (+0/-0)

Your mother tongue is Oooga Booga

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 15:20:41 ago (+1/-0)

Short end of the POO STICK!

[ - ] KINGMELL0 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 16:04:31 ago (+0/-0)

It's the butt cheeks and lack of. Do skinny people with no asses get away with not wiping🤔

[ - ] jigganiggaboo -1 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 22:04:37 ago (+0/-1)

Are you saying you would rather eat out your own ass like a dog than than wipe?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 23:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 30, 2022 00:30:33 ago (+0/-0)

They still get dingle berries and feces on their ass

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 30, 2022 00:44:36 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] jigganiggaboo 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 30, 2022 01:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

Honestly i think its just because they are animals and dont get bothered by little things like a little mess on their ass. The same as if you watch lions with flies all over their faces they dont really care. and if it does get to a point were it bothers them they just lick their ass

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod -1 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 16:17:13 ago (+0/-1)

i have to wipe my dog's feet clean whenever she is coming back in after a wee or poo, and i also dab her pussy and ahole as well to check. whilst 98% of the time she's clean, sometimes she'll still have a drop of urine from her puss, or the towel will show a little bit of brown from her bum. you've gotta watch out, cause seeing as how most of the time they're clean, most people don't realise and just let that urine or poo dripping creature jump straight on the couch with them. yuk!

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 19:28:34 ago (+1/-1)

You sound like an ocd germaphobe faggot

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 21:00:55 ago (+0/-0)

it's piss and shit...

and i have to wipe her feet when there's dew on the grass

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 21:01:44 ago (+0/-1)

You probably bleach your butthole

Like a bitch

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 21:02:21 ago (+0/-0)

wow. that's hate speech brother.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2.4 yearsApr 29, 2022 21:04:55 ago (+0/-1)

You gonna report me to the internet police or what?