Nigglets rob a convenience store in park slope - Upgoat

Nigglets rob a convenience store in park slope
submitted by Systemisgay to NiggerCulture 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 22:20:17 ago (+26/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/1ry0am.mp4

[ - ] giantprick 6 points 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 05:57:08 ago (+6/-0)

They always have such an uncanny resemblance to monkeys and similar picking fruit in the jungle

It's more than the skin tone and raw demeanor. It's something to do with the spinal movements

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 2 points 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 07:20:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yes, absolutely agreed. There was a video a few years back of a bunch of "teens" swarming a Walgreens and destroying it. I watched it with my best friend and we were saying that you could almost really hear the "ooh ooh ahh ahh ook eek" monkey noises coming from them. Very unsettling

[ + ] RedBarchetta

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 11:07:51 ago (+0/-0)

Monkey's are actually smarter. No shit. They are kinder and smarter. Hate to say it, its true. Id trust a gorilla any day of the week over some random nigger.

[ - ] localsal 4 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:15:20 ago (+4/-0)

Coming soon: electronic door buzz locks with revolving bars. One nigger in at a time.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:41:10 ago (+3/-0)

We were already doing that in the 1990’s and still do. After like 10PM, you lock the door and serve everyone through a bulletproof lazy susan.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 10:46:13 ago (+0/-0)

My local beer distributor does that 24 7.

[ + ] Broc_Liath

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 09:02:00 ago (+1/-0)

Or just go back to pre piggly-wiggly and have everyone served from behind a counter. Or by vending machines.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 10:45:04 ago (+1/-0)

They sincerely are just marauding packs of feral beasts. It is inherently genetic.

[ + ] PawpawMan

[ - ] PawpawMan 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 13:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

Naw dey is jus beein youffs

[ - ] drhitler 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 09:28:29 ago (+1/-0)

if they start running call them a nigger, the nig or nigs will stop running and think whatever crime they have committed pales in comparison to being called a nigger, this should leave enough time for the police to come and shoot you instead of the nigger.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 10:48:48 ago (+0/-0)

I actuay did this when one ran after i caught him trying to steal my bike by stomping on it trying to get the 17mm tempered steel shackle dual double divet ulock off. It worked.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 02:52:55 ago (+1/-0)

Just thought up a new idea for a nigger trap!

A secretly sealed up corner store where the cash-jockey "goes on a smoke break" whenever enough nogs start to loiter around the store. Spooks invade said store, and the doors lock and seal.

Suck the air out of floor vents while injecting pure nitrogen air into the store. Lack of oxygen kills the moon crickets. Everyone gets to watch from the front windows.

???

Profit!

[ + ] SweetBabyGang

[ - ] SweetBabyGang 0 points 3.0 yearsMay 16, 2022 15:34:02 ago (+0/-0)

sell tickets to watch

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:39:21 ago (+1/-0)

More like DARK SLOPE

[ + ] Jiggggg

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 01:46:53 ago (+1/-0)

That's what Tiger Woods is!

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 10:46:44 ago (+0/-0)

Brown rice

[ - ] diggernicks 1 point 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 22:21:56 ago (+1/-0)

If the store owner willingly lives in jew york he obv doesnt value his life

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:06:50 ago (+2/-0)

If he ain't carrying a looter shooter that's his own damn problem. You don't even have to hit the off switch on them. Just pull it out and they scatter like the cockroaches at their house when they turn the light on.

[ + ] Majiqai

[ - ] Majiqai 1 point 3 yearsApr 29, 2022 00:52:02 ago (+1/-0)

using an illegal gun to defend your store in NYC = prison. Not to mention 1 out of 3 nigs is carrying. Most shop owners aren't willing to kill either so to draw on one of these animals is a huge risk, to both personal safety and freedom.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 22:58:32 ago (+2/-2)

I somehow thought this had something to do with @Trumpman1488 's wife.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:04:42 ago (+2/-0)

Her parents have owned the store for five generations. That store is literally his dowery.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:42:00 ago (+1/-0)

Anton Chigurgh: “So….you married into it?”

[ + ] Trumpman1488

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -3 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 23:17:28 ago (+0/-3)

Don’t @ me again you piece of shit.

[ + ] JudyStroyer