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Why did god put me on a planet full of niggers?

submitted by Monica to AskGoats 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 17:52:08 ago (+5/-1)     (AskGoats)



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[ - ] deleted 5 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 17:57:13 ago (+5/-0)

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[ - ] IfuckedYerMum 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 18:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

Sure fucking feels like that sometimes.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 18:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 21:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 2 yearsApr 29, 2022 01:16:36 ago (+0/-0)

I walked by a pond filled with tadpoles today. The tadpoles were trying to cannibalize a dead frog. Emphasis on trying because they were less eating it, and more mouthing it without success.

Life has its hilariously fucked up moments, but the rest of the time you get to enjoy a little pond filled with tadpoles that aren't trying to cannibalize their parent.

[ - ] con77 4 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 18:00:48 ago (+4/-0)

Xenu did as punishment

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 29, 2022 13:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Grospoliner 0 points 2 yearsApr 29, 2022 00:07:47 ago (+0/-0)

Because you take what good you have in life for granted.

[ - ] ghostofvoatspast 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 18:32:58 ago (+1/-1)

dude, can you not say N word?

[ - ] Autismo 5 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 19:14:34 ago (+5/-0)

He didn't. He said nigger.

[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 17:59:17 ago (+2/-2)

God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 18:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

God is a bullet. Have mercy on us, everyone.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 19:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 19:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

Prove it

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 21:16:34 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 21:27:38 ago (+0/-0)

Prove to me that God knows the answer

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 yearsApr 29, 2022 08:15:33 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] Rob3122 0 points 2 yearsApr 29, 2022 16:02:49 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing but empty words from you religious fags.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 19:05:31 ago (+0/-1)

I don't know leafa, maybe so that you could ask this stupid question.

[ - ] diggernicks -2 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 19:32:46 ago (+0/-2)

god doesn't exist you easily led sheeple

[ - ] Nashorn 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 20:59:05 ago (+1/-0)

The lady doth protest too much.

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2022 21:00:02 ago (+0/-1)

You sure do!