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"We gon get dis bird up in da air gurl !"

submitted by allahead to whatever 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:43:32 ago (+23/-0)     (archive.ph)

https://archive.ph/jVzLv

You're not safe in the air, you're not safe on the ground, probably not in the water either.


“At my airline: Women are 2-3% of the pilots, and make up around 50% of ALL pilots currently on performance review”…

https://nitter.net/incrediblegrump/status/1518497676618256384

"Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion = DIE"


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[ - ] con77 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 18:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

hiring only people with 30 point lower IQ's.

[ - ] eongoat 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 19:53:26 ago (+0/-0)

Now I gotta prescreen my flight crews, whenever I fly.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 20:08:51 ago (+0/-0)

MOST of the piloting requires NO intellect. THEN there's the PART THAT DOES. I quit flying.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 23:08:10 ago (+0/-0)

I gotta find a widget to make me some money Stat. No way am I getting on Commercial plane with some nigress flying it.

Don't believe me?
USS John McCain. Capitan on Duty was a woman and the Lookout was a woman. The two were having a stubborn disagreement. Yes they were both niggers.

Ten Sailors died.

[ - ] allahead [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 00:06:44 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like the commanding officer of that ship was a beaner.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:45:20 ago (+1/-0)

You know how ATC and pilots get snippy with each other sometimes? Can you imagine ABWs in that situation?

[ - ] Mestizospic86 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:04:38 ago (+1/-0)

After they automated the whole thing right? They didn't daré try that with manual controls.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:36:26 ago (+1/-0)

Balls10 you're clear to decend taxi way 20.

Bawwlz?! Ainoe bawlz awnis playne hunny! Uhhhuhhhhh!!! Weez innapendint strawng nigga ass bitches!! Gnome seyin!?

Pull up! Pull up! You're about to hit the tower!

Aye ain lisnin tuh noe hooowyyytee!! Fuxyalls!!

Plane crashes incident investigation reports felishaqweetah wuz dooin deyz nails aint nobuddy gat tyyyyyyme fo flyin hooowyyytee ass around deez skyyyyz nigga!

[ - ] allahead [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 00:00:51 ago (+0/-0)

Black box recording of the crash? Das rayciss.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 22:36:44 ago (+0/-0)

Black box recording of the crash? Das rayciss.

Cuh hooowyyytee voice beeyawnit eeen sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit!!!

[ - ] diggernicks 3 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:49:10 ago (+3/-0)

That'd spell dei genius

[ - ] allahead [op] 6 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:52:06 ago (+6/-0)

We need the airlines to start advertising which flights will be piloted by diversity hires the way yelp and others marked minority owned businesses.

[ - ] diggernicks 5 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:58:29 ago (+5/-0)

Agreed

I'm likely never going to fly again so gl guys

[ - ] derpfroot 4 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:04:54 ago (+4/-0)

One of the first questions asked when they had a meeting at twitter RE: Musk taking over, was "will my bullshit, made-up position be nixed?" or put another way "Will qualified people be replacing me since I have always had a sub-par performance?"


And now literal monkey's will be piloting? Fuck. No.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was racist to punish sub par performance if they aren't white.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:49:27 ago (+0/-0)

Augh, I had to shut the video off as soon as the fat faggot pajeet started talking. That grotesque accent combined with that ghastly pudgy visage gave me a sensation of having my teeth being rubbed with sandpaper. shudder

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 6 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 13:52:13 ago (+6/-0)

the toll of discrimination

EVERY company I have worked for has bent over backwards trying to hire women or minorities. And even the most qualified of those hires are ALWAYS sub-standard.

[ - ] diggernicks 7 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:48:36 ago (+7/-0)

Dumbass airlines want all their pilots vaxed and they wonder why there's a shortage of experienced pilots?

These nigtards are their own worst enemy.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 3 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:19:16 ago (+3/-0)

The pilot shortage isn’t really because of that. It’s more due to what you have to go through and what it costs to be eligible for a $35k/yr job. I know, I finally gave up on that dream because I wont live off ramen for three years to finally get up to a decent paying level in the airlines.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 3 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:25:29 ago (+3/-0)

It's funny how all the shitty paying / thankless jobs in the world have shortages.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:37:56 ago (+2/-0)

That is odd. Wonder why politicians never stipulate the jobs they created are living wage jobs. 🤔

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 14:49:35 ago (+0/-0)

Governments are the worst about this.

We can't find bus drivers. We're cutting back on bus routes.

Did you try paying them more?

No, no. That would upset the union of garbage collectors. Then we'd have to pay the garbage men more.

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:03:12 ago (+0/-0)

If you say so

[ - ] Fascinus 7 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:53:35 ago (+7/-0)