Not all heros wear capes - Upgoat

Not all heros wear capes
submitted by PostWallHelena to funny 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 09:40:42 ago (+96/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/gerelu.mp4

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 13 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:13:33 ago (+13/-0)

Where is this clip from, is it a movie? Looks great but the quality is to high, which means its a kike production and I'll assume it ends in a lesson for the goyem about how great faggots in dresses are.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:37:15 ago (+2/-0)

Probably.

[ + ] x0x7

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 13:11:38 ago (+0/-0)

Believe it or not, not everything right wing is catbox clips transcoded to 360p 20 times.

[ + ] NeonGreen

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:31:47 ago (+0/-0)

You know, you don't need to go that low to reduce file size? Lossless video codecs have done some amazing stuff in the last 10 years.

[ - ] GoldenAgeWhen 7 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:09:02 ago (+7/-0)

and then they clapped. The issue isn't using a female restroom alone, the issue is having access to females, especially children, while they are naked and in a female space.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 6 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:39:43 ago (+6/-0)

I don’t want men in there at all. Some of them do weird shit.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 18:58:00 ago (+0/-0)

If your shit is weird, you need to examine your diet

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 19:42:15 ago (+0/-0)

I used to go to this coffee place in town. It had a men's and woman's bathroom. But sometimes the men's was occupied.
So, fuck you! I used the woman's and I didn't even pretend I'm not a man.

I didn't do any weird shit though. Just took a piss. I didn't even piss on the seat or anything.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 19:54:45 ago (+0/-0)

Its okay in an emergency. Just tell them you know me.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 20:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

It wasn't an emergency. I just didn't want to wait 30 seconds for the men's bathroom to open back up.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:00:49 ago (+0/-0)

Literally

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 12:13:38 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want them to exist at all.

[ + ] Wahaha

[ - ] Wahaha -5 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:13:56 ago (+0/-5)

On what occasion did you have a men in that situation and what weird shit did he do?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 4 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:22:08 ago (+5/-1)

Are you kidding? Men piss all over the place and leave the seat up. Some of them give each other hand jobs in there.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 7 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 13:12:27 ago (+7/-0)

You've obviously never cleaned toilets for a living. Women by far are not only messier but leave disgusting stuff all over the place, presumably under the assumption that someone else will clean it up for them. I'm not saying men are princes when it comes to toilet etiquette, but a little piss on the floor is nothing in comparison.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:33:24 ago (+2/-0)

Women typically will do a 'high drop'. They don't want their precious cheeks to touch the seat so they squat and spray. The next one comes in and repeats the process. I've tried to explain to them what the paper doughnuts are for or to simply put down a layer of TP, but to no avail. Apparently, toilet seats are a symbol of male dominance or some such.

I know an old lady who was doing a high drop in a bathroom of a restaurant. She had her pants down to her ankles and ended up falling over against the door to get into the bathroom. (It was a single toilet bathroom.) She couldn't get up and was calling out for help until somebody heard her cries of anguish. The people who owned the restaurant couldn't get to her because she was laying against the door so they ended up calling an ambulance. The owner got the door off the hinges and the EMTs took her to the hospital for a checkup.

[ + ] pickingrinninspittin

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 16:22:45 ago (+2/-0)*

Your comments reminds me of the time an office I worked at hired two short term employees. One was a hipster-like dude in his 20s and the other was a middle aged East Indian who had a very strong accent. Both were pleasant enough to deal with but no one bothered to become too friendly because they weren't going to be around for long.

Anyhow shortly after they started we noticed that the mens toilet often had sand or grit on the toilet seat, and it soon became clear that somebody was squatting on the toilet seat. We of course assumed it the the East Indian guy. I mean that's what they do, right? At least he wasn't shitting on the bathroom floor.

Because he was a temp worker it wasn't worth making a fuss. We just put a spray bottle of cleaner and some paper towels in there and everyone carried on. But jeez how disgusting, eh?

After a month or so their contracts were up. The hipster dude left first. We immediately noticed that the grit on the toilet seat stopped.

The East Indian guy actually had his contract extended for another month or so. We never saw a dirty toilet seat again.

That was the day that I learned that hipsters are dirtier than streetshitters.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 16:42:16 ago (+0/-0)

So the "hipster dude" was really a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNXlT8Liucw

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 13:56:31 ago (+1/-0)

Restrooms used by white women are the nicest. Can’t be responsible for what niggers and shitskins do with their tampons. But restrooms used by mostly white women are vastly superior to mens restrooms which invariably have piss all over the walls and somtimes diarrhea.

Back when they used to arrest people for being fucking perverts, cops staked out mens bathrooms because some men go there to fuck.

[ + ] Rotteuxx

[ - ] Rotteuxx 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:02:12 ago (+2/-0)

Nope.

Whether it was Bell, Health Canada or Public Works, all the female washrooms I cleaned as a janitor out of high school were fucking disgusting compared to their male counterparts. Heck, some days I could skip the men's room except for the garbage & a wipe around the sink.

Top of the line was DND, those vets working in shorts & running shoes were the cleanest in that 10 story building... no women in their group either.

Women can do a lot of things with more finesse than a man but shitting in public is not one of them.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:21:14 ago (+0/-0)

Frenchers don’t count.

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:01:51 ago (+0/-0)

Chinese women spit goobers in the handbasin.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:40:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah they snort and spit alot.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 12:15:05 ago (+0/-0)

When I worked at Jimmy John's I found a vaginal blood pad stuck to the wall.

[ + ] Boardallday3

[ - ] Boardallday3 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 13:10:56 ago (+0/-0)

90% of men's restroom stalls I've seen have had glory holes drilled into them with duct tape to cover the sharp edges.

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 8 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:25:25 ago (+8/-0)

I don't know where you live, but I suggest moving.

[ + ] dassar

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 17:48:11 ago (+0/-0)

L0l, bump them numbers up then, rookie ....

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 17:48:30 ago (+0/-0)

We all got those at the office too.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 18:58:58 ago (+0/-0)

Wow, what shithole do you live in?

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:24:01 ago (+0/-0)

Some of them give each other hand jobs in there.

Only if they're constipated....

[ + ] Wahaha

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 04:24:41 ago (+0/-0)

How would you know any of this?

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 19:38:54 ago (+4/-0)

Plot Twist. It's really just a very ugly woman.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:23:38 ago (+2/-0)

This is by far the best version of the meme: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=4a83IXHrJt0

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:44:12 ago (+2/-0)

Oh that was excellent. That was better than mine. They really captured that late 60s early 70s vibe.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 12:22:53 ago (+1/-0)

It's based on an anime, Cowboy Bebop

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 14:52:31 ago (+0/-0)

Guess what cowboy bebop was pulling from.

[ + ] KyleIsThisTall

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 17:20:10 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. So... you realize that Cowboy Beebop did it and they were the ones who pulled off the 70s vibe, right?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 12:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

The funniest thing is these degenerates think that ad would shame us into discarding reality.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

Is that....nickelback? 🤢

[ + ] Clueless_Enigma

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:58:07 ago (+2/-0)

You're almost right, it's the singer's solo work, released back in 2002 back when people liked them.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:46:56 ago (+1/-0)

I believe it is.

[ - ] Mikehaggar1776 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 13:45:21 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen the clip at the end a million times...

What or where is it from? Is it supposed to be anti-trans or is it being ironic?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:01:09 ago (+0/-0)

I just found it here
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Video_of_the_Now/April_25,_2022

I think its supposed to be anti-trans and ironic. I think they probably pulled the video from some pro-trans propagit. But I dunno.

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 19:47:47 ago (+0/-0)

NONE of them do. I wouldn't be appropriate for a hero.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:44:27 ago (+0/-0)

I know.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 12:23:27 ago (+0/-0)

Of course comments are disabled.

And even LIKES are hidden, but Return YouTube Dislikes show 5.8k dislikes

[ - ] Systemisgay 0 points 3 yearsApr 28, 2022 20:11:06 ago (+0/-0)

LMAO

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -7 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:18:51 ago (+1/-8)

This meme is ancient, is this really the first time you've seen it?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 12 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 10:36:14 ago (+12/-0)

Here comes the mean girl, telling me my memes are “lame” and “so six months ago”. “Dangus is on the bleeding edge of memery, I want to sit at her lunch table”. High school is over Kool Kid. Sorry nobody gives a fuck. Didn’t you post that gas station clip last week like a day after someone else?

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:06:59 ago (+3/-3)

So ruled by emotions

Calm down Sally lol

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 5 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:18:12 ago (+5/-0)

You are trying too hard niggerlicks. You have to wait until I get pissed. Ill throw you a mention the next time I reee.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:19:43 ago (+0/-0)

I've got things to do today

Just take a deep breath and attempt to not be bitch 24/7

[ + ] zr855

[ - ] zr855 3 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:11:21 ago (+3/-0)

He destroyed dangus you dumb nigger.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 3 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:15:30 ago (+3/-0)

Im a fronthole.

[ + ] derpfroot

[ - ] derpfroot 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

This gave me a genuine lol.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:06:02 ago (+0/-0)

;-P

[ + ] FalseRealityCheck

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:35:56 ago (+1/-0)

Technically speaking, everybody is a fronthole.

Men are upperdeck and women are upperdeck + lowerdeck.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

I can’t answer that. Im not a biologist.

[ + ] diggernicks

[ - ] diggernicks -1 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:12:38 ago (+0/-1)

He who?

I make no effort to keep up with the faggy e-drama around here

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:29:31 ago (+0/-2)

Imagine thinking helena's bitch fit destroys anything but her liver after she downs another box of franzia over it.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:13:29 ago (+1/-0)

Why you, you meddling Helena! You’ve foiled my dastardly plans to destroy all wimminzes again! Zounds! I’ll get you next time!

Kay.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:19:03 ago (+0/-0)

Did that actually sound clever in your head?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena [op] 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 14:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

It did.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 15:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

Hate to break it to you, but in actuality, it wasn't. Work on those lines, helena. No more amateur hour.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -2 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 12:28:00 ago (+0/-2)

Maybe it's fitting that you post this shit, since it's old and busted, just like you.

[ + ] Wahaha

[ - ] Wahaha 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 11:15:27 ago (+1/-0)

Can't be ancient. Twenty years ago faggots only ironically wore dresses and still used the appropriate bathroom.

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:04:37 ago (+1/-0)

99.99% of shit you post is old that everyone has seen a hundred times.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:08:17 ago (+0/-0)

Really. Based on which proofs?

[ + ] dulcima

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 22:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

They're old, dangus. Your stuff is so old it has whiskers on it.

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Not all heros wear capes submitted by PostWallHelena to funny 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 09:40:42 ago (+96/-0) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/gerelu.mp4 Your browser does not support the video tag.

Not all heros wear capes
submitted by PostWallHelena to funny 3 yearsApr 27, 2022 09:40:42 ago (+96/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/gerelu.mp4