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Anon has an amazing day

submitted by big_fat_dangus to 4Chan 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 19:23:05 ago (+49/-3)     (u.smutty.horse)

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[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 15 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 21:14:17 ago (+15/-0)

Most likely fake and gay, but still amusing.

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 21:29:14 ago (+8/-0)

No, it's true. OP wrote it.

[ - ] nada 6 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 22:23:09 ago (+6/-0)

Most likely, but you know there is someone just as pathetic out there somewhere. Don't have to look hard to find them.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 11 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 21:10:32 ago (+11/-0)

Fats float. Fat is buoyant. Fats float and sometimes need weight to do the aerobics.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 22:52:59 ago (+2/-0)

I can testify to this, having been with an intro dive class (well two, cuz my gf) in my time.

[ - ] mannerbund 7 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 22:06:15 ago (+7/-0)

What chick would think to shove her hand in his ass to free fart gas? Bullshit but funny.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 8 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:22:02 ago (+8/-0)

It's taught at all beginners water rescue classes,they even have a rhyme for it, " if he's fat and you think it's gas, dive underneath and punch the ass".

[ - ] NeonGreen 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 02:27:59 ago (+1/-0)

I really wish this real. Top kek

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 11:29:53 ago (+1/-0)

That's fucked up ....

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 20:37:57 ago (+3/-0)

🍻🤣 👍

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2 yearsApr 27, 2022 18:53:38 ago (+0/-0)

No ones health care provider forces them to do jack shit.

[ - ] Shotinthedark 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:16:26 ago (+2/-0)

I wish this was real and I was in the pool.

[ - ] Weredawg 2 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 09:28:14 ago (+2/-0)

"God I wish that were me."
-Shotinthedark, 2022

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 09:08:30 ago (+1/-0)

Op is the man Jerry Springer saved by cutting away his trailers walls.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 08:19:55 ago (+1/-0)

I guess dangus had a bad day.
lol

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 08:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

well. time to find a new leisure centre then.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 05:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

Is op even trying anymore, this is just too obviously fake.

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 02:19:26 ago (+1/-0)

BOSUN FETCH ME HARPOON!

[ - ] con77 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 02:18:27 ago (+1/-0)

like that but with a 12 pack of beer

[ - ] FalseRealityCheck 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 22:15:09 ago (+1/-0)

That was funny as fuck. She's a keeper.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 21:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

Fatties don't sink they bobble.