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[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:24:59 ago (+3/-1)*

Crowder explained how Bloomberg jumped the gun with this announcement. The title is misleading as it is false.

Notice how the only accurate information about the article gets downvoated to the bottom while you shit for brains are too busy arguing over stupidity and updooting prolific spammers like ProudAmerican.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 3 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:34:39 ago (+4/-1)

Who the fuck cares what a faggot like crowder says?

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 17:33:29 ago (+2/-0)

Who cares if the information is accurate or not, you meant to say? Suck boy.

[ - ] boogienight 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 23:01:38 ago (+1/-0)

Turned out to be true in the end, Elon now owns Twitter. Agreement has been made, he'll have full rein of Twitter taking it from public to private company by the end of the year.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 1 point 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:24:25 ago (+1/-0)

There's a lot of weird retards in this comment thread.

[ - ] Blackpowerwhitepowder 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:35:46 ago (+3/-2)

Elon is a dumbfuck and fag who wants to microchip your brain and eliminate your diesel truck.

Fuck Elon musk

[ - ] knightwarrior41 -1 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 20:28:19 ago (+0/-1)

you are no wrong

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 15:11:48 ago (+3/-2)

One step closer to neuralink !!! Get heckin pumped soy boys

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 15:53:34 ago (+1/-1)

Neurolink in the form it is now will be a good thing for people with severe neurological disorders. Downside is it could be the platform that evolves into Roko's Basilisk.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:01:59 ago (+2/-1)

Downside is it is playing with human biology and will be used much like vaccines are today

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick -1 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:14:59 ago (+2/-3)

Roko's Basilisk is way way worse than that. Tech like Neurolink is a potential solution to the fermi paradox. It could be used to totally hack the mind. Imagine living as a god of your own world. Or being confined to hell until the heat death of universe. Scary tech. Right now, it just has some potential to help people with seizures.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 17:26:27 ago (+2/-1)

All of it is Jewish

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 23:33:58 ago (+0/-0)

The cult of elon will never accept this..

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:10:24 ago (+0/-0)

Fck all those Tesla driving, climate change, Brain hacked faggots .....

[ - ] Autismo 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:23:50 ago (+1/-1)

Or being confined to hell until the heat death of universe. Scary tech.

Wouldn't happen because the implants would degrade far before heat death of the universe. It would be before the oceans are fully evaporated as the sun's getting hotter. The sun has been increasing its brightness by about 10% every billion years it spends burning hydrogen. Increased brightness means an increase in the amount of heat our planet receives. As the planet heats up, the water on the surface of our planet will begin to evaporate.

[ - ] GlowNiggerDick -2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 16:43:14 ago (+0/-2)

Obviously, our AI demongod overlord would evacuate its datacenters to Titan way before the sun gets unmanageably hot.

[ - ] boogienight 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 23:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone who follows Elon knows he's 100% for the free market economy and freedom of speech. No one is making you buy a Tesla faggot, and no one is making you get a neuralink which doesn't work and never completed as a product.

[ - ] Yargiyankooli 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 23:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone who follows elon musk knows that he is a vaporware salesman. Neuralink is uncompleted like most of his failed endeavors.

[ - ] Hadza 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 02:36:47 ago (+0/-0)

O no, brain microchips failed? I’m so sad

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 18:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

Even if I was rich enough to be in that position I still wouldn't put that money into it. He would have to prove that he really wants to change or submit Twitter to the law of the land.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:09:29 ago (+0/-0)

He should fold the company and the entire Social media platform just for the lulz ....

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

That would tarnish his image and casue waaaay too much dissension. The cluster fuck from such a thing would be too much to control. In turn catalyze the demise of this nation's founding morals. The degenerate scum would just latch onto it and tear us down with it.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 2 yearsApr 26, 2022 01:22:36 ago (+0/-0)

But I get what you mean. Truly.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 0 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 15:08:24 ago (+1/-1)

So... Jack found the ? in the formula...

1-build website/steal panites.
2.?
3.Profit

?=hold freedom of speech hostage.

[ - ] AryanPrime 2 points 2 yearsApr 25, 2022 15:12:12 ago (+3/-1)

nah more like

! - get 30% higher then market offer
2 - have some formerstock holder pretend he "rejects" the bid
3 - come within a day of committing large scale fraud andgetting thrown in jail for not taking sale
4 - take sale
5 - pretend you won