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Floridians beware

submitted by deleted to whatever 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:19:29 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:28:12 ago (+6/-0)

It’s too bad they don’t eat more snowbirds…

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:40:13 ago (+4/-0)

I wish a gators diet was exclusively yankee snowbirds.

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:55:06 ago (+5/-0)

Exclusively?

They need to eat niggers also.

[ - ] natehiggers 4 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:56:26 ago (+4/-0)

I don't want the gators to develop stomach issues

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:59:18 ago (+3/-0)

Sharks on the other hand...

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

Only problem is 90% of niggers are afraid of the water and a sharknado isn’t a thing, so………….
Maybe the pythons?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:48:53 ago (+0/-0)

Pythons are an appropriate option. Like niggers, they're not native to the US!

[ - ] con77 3 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 13:32:21 ago (+3/-0)

Gator can run 25mph for a short distance.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

TIL gators and nogz have something in common

[ - ] Sh1tt1ngMys3lf 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 15:06:19 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 14:22:21 ago (+2/-0)

News Flash: sometimes alligators travel from one body of water to another. This is a new thing and has never happened before. OY VEY!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:21:09 ago (+1/-0)

From one pool to another occasionally.
sometimes on the second story of your apartment building

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 14:23:48 ago (+1/-0)

Bring back "gator bait"!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:25:08 ago (+0/-0)

We should train them to smell the 👃

[ - ] Redhairin 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 15:58:00 ago (+0/-0)

Gators do this because they have zero fear of people. They have no fear of people because they are a protected species...hunting or culling the herd is a no-no in Florida. They are a protected species because of libtard environmentalists in state government, and the elderly voters that elected them. Maybe if a lot of old folks and their foo-foo poodles get taken down, things will change.

[ - ] NiggerNiggerZooPals 1 point 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 17:11:46 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty sure you can hunt gators in florida

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:27:31 ago (+0/-0)

Context clues Watson, context clues.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 19:18:00 ago (+0/-0)

Ummm, it’s not 1988 anymore.
They breed like rabbits. They are talking about opening them up even more now.

https://myfwc.com/media/16675/alligator-hunting-guide.pdf

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3.2 yearsApr 24, 2022 22:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

Heyylzz yaaayerrr gator season!