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Bear + Eagle + jew

submitted by NationalSocialism to Holohoax_Tales 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 13:02:00 ago (+67/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Shotinthedark 4 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 15:49:14 ago (+4/-0)

So bears have been extinct in German for over 100 years. There have been supposed sightings. So it would have been very unlikely the evil nazis had one.

[ - ] derpfroot 4 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 18:43:07 ago (+4/-0)

Nazis: so cartoonishly evil that they bring extinct animals back just to mess with kikes.

Did you know they also had the atom bomb before the Americans (or at least something with the same destructive power), but instead of using it on their enemies, they built a fake town, populated it with 20K captured jews and blew them up with it? It may sound unbelievable, but it happened.

https://youtu.be/6as_PprWngQ?t=800

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 05:55:11 ago (+1/-0)

Well they took it from the zoo, duhhhhh....but you can't bother me goy with those details, thats anti semitic, just listen and belive.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 14:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

Bears are not extinct

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 1 point 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 20:31:29 ago (+1/-0)

this one and skeet shooting babies are my 2 favorite myths.

[ - ] NationalSocialism [op] 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 21:11:10 ago (+0/-0)

Skeet shooting jew babies takes the cake. The masturbation death machine is my second favorite.

[ - ] ToNigIsToNog 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 23:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

and the shotgun hole, very looney tunes

[ - ] M80TheMan 3 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 18:25:21 ago (+3/-0)

“but I survived by walking backwards from the entrance to the cage and the nazis just assumed I was already dead....... it is unbelievable but it happened.”

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 02:06:25 ago (+1/-0)

Every episode of Looney Tunes was turned into a Holohoax survival story.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 05:58:09 ago (+0/-0)

Wait what was the walking backwards story again.

I remember something like that between mastubator coaster and being to sick to be geocided.

[ - ] M80TheMan 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 10:01:58 ago (+0/-0)

I’m not sure which crazy tale it’s from either I just recall that being the reason why that particular jew didn’t die. Definitely the most laughable one, in my opinion.

[ - ] uvulectomy 3 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 18:18:43 ago (+3/-0)

Tell the biggest lie you can think of, and when called out on it just say "but it happened." Must be that "high verbal IQ" they always boast about.

That it worked at all is proof of clown world.

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 00:15:29 ago (+2/-0)

They have no guilt because idiots fall for their obvious scams.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 3 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 14:31:48 ago (+3/-0)

Why didn’t the bear eat the bird? It didn’t happen, but if I had been a Nazi in those days, rather than the closeted Nazi I am now, I much would have preferred jew to jew fighting over a Jew/bear/eagle contest. It’s all volunteer. The reward is all the gefilta fish you can eat. Two volunteer jews fight to the death armed only with a gomco. Now that’s a fight that would move tickets. Nazis get in for free.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 13:43:37 ago (+3/-0)

Lol, that's a spicy one. Going to be a pedant and point out that Kazooie is technically "breegull".

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 16:09:09 ago (+2/-0)

That reminds me of that dickhead kike from Queens who went on like Maury or whatever and wrote that fake book and when they caught him lying he said: “Well, it felt like I was there.”

[ - ] derpfroot 2 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 18:31:43 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 20:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

Hahahah! Yeah. THAT cocksucker.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 yearsApr 24, 2022 06:03:21 ago (+0/-0)

It was true in his mind and his mind is incomprehensible for a lowly goy.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 14:41:07 ago (+2/-0)

Haven't 16million ✡s suffered enough? The worst story I heard was that 8million kikes had to build their own campfires under the premise of being given "free" marshmallows only to be ordered into the fire without even one marshmallow...OH THE HUMANITY.

[ - ] RedBarchetta 2 points 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 14:57:22 ago (+2/-0)

What are you talking about? 32,000,000

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 20:17:57 ago (+1/-0)

Truth. YOU may not know it.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 2 yearsApr 23, 2022 15:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

Actually it was not an eagle it was a sow, and a randy bear; and thus man-bear-pig was born. It sounds unbelievable, but it is true.